GOOD MORNING, RECRUIT BORN TO BE A COMMANDO WEATHERMAN
Whatever your parents named you sucks. Storm Johnson. Middle name? TRAINFIST. In all caps.
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THE U DEBUT LIVEBLOG: GET IT GET IT
The U Liveblog: Get It Get It
WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO: TWO HOURS OF INSANITY
The offseason hasn't started, but if you're wondering what the vast silences of the weekend awaiting you are, the answer is: the long, boring lull between bowl games. The only thing waiting is the...
FURTHER OFFLOADING OF THIS WEEKEND'S HALLUCINATIONS
There's so much to offload from the weekend's bushel of observations and associated halllucinations. Like this, for example: Kiffin said he was "pretty excited," which is good to know for future...
THE U WILL BE GOOD BUT NOT AS GOOD AS STORIES ABOUT COCAINE AND GUNS
We've been shy on liveblogs this year because of travel schedules, life in general, and the big Yahoo liveblog running on the Thursday night game. When they do happen, we tend to announce them...
EDSBS CASTING COUCH PICKS, WEEK 5
#22 Michigan at Michigan State Holly: Rich Rodriguez IS White Goodman IN Dodgeball. Say, did you know Sparty's chestplate contains actual kevlar? Nice moves, although it won't save them. RichRod...
MIAMI SHORT ON SAFETIES, LONG ON SCOUT TEAM GENIUSES
Miami's effort to hijack the Sooner Schooner and turn it into a rolling bonfire will have to happen without starting safety Randy Phillips, who along with backup JoJo Nicolas will miss the OU game...
MIAMI HURRICANES TO DIE IN HAIL OF MUSTACHE FIRE
Oh, you've done it now: Sam Bradford will not start against Miami, yielding the way for Landry Jones to step forward, unleash mustache hell on the Hurricanes, and then triumphantly ride his...
ASK SMART FOOTBALL: WHAT DID VT DO TO MIAMI?
Every week Chris Brown from Smart Football takes your questions here about football and football-related game theory. This week, he explains precisely how Virginia Tech turned Miami 2009 into Miami...
STEFANO FROM MIAMI WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THE CROWD
Music blasts at ProPlayer Stadium. The score 33-17 glows on the board. Bats circle the floodlights. Stefano sings along with the PA music. We at the Ro-tel, Motel, Holiday Bin! We at a no tell,...
