Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Hooo--wee! Thinking about gettin' some Kansas Va-Jay-Jay-hawk on this hog-willie! GIGGITY! Make 'em shell out for the HOUSTON DALE EXPERIENCE! Ducats in my bucket for the Nutt-get! Wouldn't have...

Notes follow. We blame reality. Rank Team 1 Alabama 2 Florida 3 Texas 4 Houston 5 Boise State 6 Ohio State 7 Virginia Tech 8 Oregon 9 Cincinnati 10 Iowa 11 ...

The Ole Miss lockerroom in Columbia, SC, Thursday, September 24th just prior to kickoff. There is the sound of a church organ humming from an indistinct spot somewhere in the locker room. HOUSTON...

If you're an SEC fan of a certain vintage, you probably have vivid memories of former Kentucky head coach Hal Mumme: looked like Ted Danson's awkward younger brother, called plays like a desperate...

The U.S. House of Representatives certainly has never had a shortage of complete nutcakes, but ever since former Rep. Tom Osborne (R-NE) declined to run for re-election in 2006 (in favor of an...

F$#@ Sooners, get money. Packing two of the last three national-title trophies and gunning for another one in '09, Urban Meyer is getting a raise that will jack his salary up to an even $4...

Sir Stanley: Gentlemen! I seek philosophical entertainment! Elrick, Duke of Necessity: Certainly. Today's fox: What is sexy? Discuss! Sir Stanley: Why sir, I had no idea you would play right into...

A crowded church in Oxford, Mississippi. The slow sizzle of tambourines and magisterial rumble of a church organ roil in the background. A choir stands waving its hands heavenward in the air. P...

Houston Nutt, professional coach. This is only marginally about him, but the picture is too good not to lead with here. Thanks: J. The current turnover total for Florida on the year: zero, a number...

One time, I was trying to fix the HVAC in my house. I like to fix things because my father liked to fix things. One time he fixed a sick goat by throwing it off the roof of the house during an...