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MARK MANGINO FEELS THE BURN (OF HIS PLAYERS' CHARRED FLESH)

To absolutely everyone's utter shock, further Mark-Mangino-is-a-crazypants-tyrant details are emerging, and this time there's a name attached: Former starting nose tackle Cory Kipp is alleging he...

41

THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A QUARTERBACK

Tennessee will graduate Jonathan Crompton next year, leaving Tennessee with no established successor to the Great Catfish under center. You can have your alternate theories, heel: blame the...

13

TONY FRANKLIN SPILLS ALL AND SHOCKS NONE

In news that will shock absolutely no one whatsoever, Tony Franklin does an interview that ran in the Montgomery Advertiser this past weekend where he suggests the overall vibe at Auburn is...

11

TIGERS START YEAR 0-1

Reader Ian points out a frightening similarity between the Tamil Tigers logo and LSU's own branding, as well as offering up his own hybrid of the two: Please not the "Libation" slipped in there...

46

DISAPPOINTMENT HAS A FLAVOR: THREE

Disappointment has five flavors in 2008. Numbers five and four are available for your inevitable disappointment, too. Three: Auburn/Your New Diet. French ladies don't get fat. Nor do they fire...

17

TY WILLINGHAM HITS THE BACK NINE.

Please give a surly EDSBS welcome to guest poster Monday Morning Punter, KSK Mafioso and Deadspin weekend rustler. Alright everybody listen up! I believe in all of you. It's a big home game, it's...

40

NICK SABAN'S MOTORCADE IS STRONG

This...this really isn't Nick Saban heading to work on a normal day, is it? The video--which for the video-impaired shows a 12 car, six motorcycle strong motorcade bullrushing through the middle...

48

KNOWSHON MORENO, BRING THAT BEAT BACK.

Via Dawg Sports, of course, comes the side-splittingest breaking tale of the entire offseason: UGA mutant star Knowshon Moreno being forced to write a two-page essay last year on noise pollution...

22

JOE PATERNO IS READY FOR THE SINGULARITY

Joe Paterno, ah, that funny old guy! Just joshing on about how he could coach another 10 years, ho-ho! What drollity! "I don't even care if I get a contract. I'll be very frank with you," the...

32

COACHES OF ARABIA

Cold winds sweep off the jagged teeth of the Hindu Kush. A UH-60 Black Hawk chops through the thin air; as it passes through the azure sky, it seems to be constantly recalibrating its flight path,...

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