Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

We have to get ourselves into some kind of shape to get to Louisiana. There are so many things to pack: raingear, the tropical medicine kit, satellite phone, rescue beacons, butter-scented...

The Tailgate Review of the Vol Navy is hyah. A few additional notes: 1. Tennessee women are beautiful, and our favorite outside of Florida (natch) because they seem to be there to actually eat,...

Probably want to skip "Drink and Drown" this year. School officials from both NMSU and UTEP have issued warnings against going across the border from El Paso to the ever more charming city of...

The season approaches, and you're scarcely in credit card debt. Being American, this cannot stand. Your birthright is to work 35 hours a week, talk like you work 55, wallow in a sea of consumer...

Credit goes to two people for this find: commenter hunglikehussain, and the Auburner, who went to the trouble of capturing Tommy Tuberville's epic performance in a Golden Flake commercial that...

We'll just summarize every Georgia fan's retort to anything ever said during the current streak of Gator dominance of the Georgia football game: Jean shorts Robert Edwards still leading series...

Boobs, or the worst song ever recorded: choose the right, reader. Agenda: 1. Drive to Gainesville 2. DRINK. KILL. GLORY. 3. Come home in time for EDSBS Live on Sunday. Enjoy your weekend and root...

It's Hate week 3.0 on EDSBS, meaning that we play Tennessee on Saturday, and can't sleep for the bloodrage we're working up prior to the game. Join us and make INGSOC triumphant. We give you...

Orgy? Did I say orgy? Ohio State's former president Karen A. Holbrook may have "exaggerated" when she referred to OSU fans' behavior at games as being like a "drunken orgy." Holbrook made the...

Our daily affirmation salutes the adventurous soul of our rivals' qb, the Baby Sex Cannon, the one and only Matt Stafford...known to some as the cuddly "Big Spoon." (See here in case you are one of...