Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

What do South Korea and Iowa have in common? Plenty. Both are rivals with a dictatorship led by an aging charismatic leader and his son. Both are blazing hot in the summer and ball-destroyingly...

Go buy Joe Pa's glasses, which are not only autographed by him, but were taken off his head by a Penn State student. Paterno has no plans to get new glasses, and will instead soldier through the...

So metal. If Eastern Washington doesn't come out to "Raining Blood," they're cheating themselves and the fans who clearly thirst for blood, metal, and football rage. D-1AA EWU is mulling...

The Fulmer Cup quantifies the offseason foibles and misbehavior of college football athletes so you, the college football fan looking to taunt with confidence, can safely accuse someone of having a...

WAAAAAAAH BUT HE'S GOT SHORT ARMS. Pro scouts seem to be caught between being dog show judges and actual evaluators of football talent. Take the criticisms of Tim Tebow: all totally legitimate...

None of this Tim Tebow as fetus exemplar bullshit matters, because Cthulhu's going to eat us all when and how he chooses, unless Raptor Jesus intervenes, and then best belee they gon drink and...

Ladies. Let's not quarrel. I'll take off my shirt for you. Look. (Photo via.) Now even you ladies extremely agitated by my upcoming Super Bowl ad. You can't stay mad at these traps, can you?...

Tebow went 4/6 with a few drops by his receivers in early drills, but also dropped two straight snaps in this exotic "under center' position they've been tinkering with in the NFL. More...

Step one: this. Step two: (click all photos to embiggen) Step three: Step four: Step five: Step six: Mission accomplished, Team EDSBS.

Dumbass friends can cost you. We had an acquaintance one time--let's call him the Scarlet Hipsternel--who, though from rural Tennessee, labored under the illusion of being Alex in A Clockwork...