Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Go buy Joe Pa's glasses, which are not only autographed by him, but were taken off his head by a Penn State student. Paterno has no plans to get new glasses, and will instead soldier through the...

One sentence entries annoy the shit out of me, too, but please accept this one because nothing else can really be added to a small but completely awesome moment like this.

Bobby Bowden: (has servant hold up rotary dial phone to ear:) Ah say they-yah, hello? Joe Paterno: Hey, Bobby. How ya feelin', buddy? Bowden: Spry! Just chopped some wood, actually. On my way to...

Penn State is having their "PSU Fan Rap Contest," meaning they want Penn State fans and students to submit their own original compositions honoring Nittany Lion football. If you've watched...

We think if you name a child "Sal Fasano," the infant just sort of comes with a mustache like this attached in a helpful carry-on bag for later use. (HT: quiz. Without being a total dick and...

Penn State isn't staging full apartment invasions or threatening teammates with machetes as in past years, but Joe Paterno's squad's always been about the basics, and nothing is more basic to the...

TALLAHASSEE, AP--Bobby Bowden appealed to the NCAA to include wins from his past before. He may have to do it again. Florida State will appeal the NCAA ruling in an academic fraud case including...

This quote from Cincinnati offensive coordinator Jeff Quinn struck us as being really, really inaccurate: ``As I always said, you never underestimate the spirit of a human being,'' Quinn said. ``A...

Dear Joe, Hello, friend! I haven't dropped you a line in a month ah Sundays! Howza the ah-spaghetti, paisano! I just fuhst wanted to congratulate you on yah recent contract extension. If you spent...

We're slowly approaching coherence on Penn State's BCS status. Not quite there, but moving closer.