OH, IT'S HATE WEEK
Burn...you will burn...you will burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell... There is a special place in our blackest of hearts for Tennessee, and it is entirely personal. We don't especially like...
blood-makes-the-grass-grow
LIVEBLOG: FEELS LIKE THE FIIIIRRRST TIME
Holly, 7:11: This is your liveblog, and it's eleven minutes late because Fearless Leader Swindle is stuck in traffic trying to buy beer. Hand to God. Anyway, NOW IS COME THE SEASON OF GARCIA. Hit...
NEW COLLEGE GAMEDAY SONG TO BE LITTLE BIT COUNTRY, LITTLE BIT OH GOD KILL ME
Kenny Chesney, your midget ass. Our troupe of unstoppable pit bulls. A dark plain in West Texas borded by a river, and us in a monster truck with hunting lights and a shotgun. Let's roll, shorty. Y...
CURIOUS INDEX, 8/6/09
For lack of a better term, we're calling this the "Kiffin Effect." Pop quiz, hotshot: Coming off a 4-8 season and a 45-0 vivisectioning by your big in-state rival in which you netted all of 37...
A PROUD TASTE FOR ORANGE AND MINIVER
[hit play, then read on for maximum effect] If you're of orange-and-white extraction and a relative young'un like me, you've enjoyed respectable if not notable football success for most of your...
BOOM LIKE A BOOM LIKE A TEXAS BOOM-IN'
Texas goes BOOM. Being a slave to the man, we think this is completely brilliant. FAST FORWARD SELECTOR to the future for Texas!
PUDDING POPS, FULL OF VITAMIN DAMN
Lendy Holmes: Man, that shit smells good. After the game I'm gonna have to go over there and have some of that. They fry everything over there: sno-balls, bacon, beef, bacon, bacon-fried bacon,...
OPEN THREAD: WE'RE GONNA NEED A BEER TO PUT THESE FLAMES OUT.
The non-royal we are both viewing games with actual corporeal humans to-day, so y'all are on your own until our egos are through writing checks our bodies can't cash. Rules of engagement are...
COUNTDOWN: 1
Triumph or defeat is in the hands of the Gods. So let us celebrate the struggle!
