GO PERFORM A PUBLIC SERVICE FOR THE NATION GO GATORS
Go cure cancer Go write the Great American Novel Go start a Fortune 500 company Go play the low end of a hi-low double tackle hobbling an interception prone quarterback, thus pleasing everyone...
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BACK WHEN HARVARD/YALE WAS GANGSTA LIKE THAT
Football used to be so much more...fatal. Frank Deford dusts off the fine year of 1905, when some 26 people were killed playing football in the era of the flying wedge, the legal shiv-block, and...
BRANDON SPIKES SHOULD WORRY ABOUT HIS SHARKLIKE TENDENCIES
Tim Tebow uses Bible verses on his eyeblack, which crazy kidnapping rainbow wig guy did, and now they're connected. Check, check, and blog post done. The principle is transferable to so many other...
FIVE REASONS WHY STARTING A GIANT CATFISH AT QUARTERBACK FOR TENNESSEE IS THE RIGHT CALL
1. Catfish are wily. You know why some catfish grow to be a godzillion feet long under riverbanks, undisturbed for decades on end? Because they're clever motherfuckers, that's why. Won't win any...
THE MAGICAL VILLAGE OF PRIG-A-DOON
Lane Kiffin sometimes goes on runs before games. He claims he gets lost...or does he go somewhere else entirely? (Around the 10:00 mark) KIFFIN jogs down a wooded Tennessee lane in the morning...
OH, IT'S HATE WEEK
Burn...you will burn...you will burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell... There is a special place in our blackest of hearts for Tennessee, and it is entirely personal. We don't especially like...
VONTAZE BURFICT HAS AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR FACE
Arizona State beat the Idaho State Bengals 50-3 in their opener, paying the Bengals $400,000 for the privilege of getting a 47 point beating. The Bengals piled up 37 yards of net yardage on the...
NEW COLLEGE GAMEDAY SONG TO BE LITTLE BIT COUNTRY, LITTLE BIT OH GOD KILL ME
Kenny Chesney, your midget ass. Our troupe of unstoppable pit bulls. A dark plain in West Texas borded by a river, and us in a monster truck with hunting lights and a shotgun. Let's roll, shorty. Y...
PERFORMANCE REVIEW, TENNESSEE 2009
Scene: a gray office in the Tennessee. LANE KIFFIN sits down with business consultant TAD SMITH. Tad: Coach Kiffin, thanks for coming to your performance review. Kiffin: No problem Tad: So you're...
BACK TO THE USUAL DELAYS
Hey, kids. If you're reading this, it's because we were in the emergency room all night getting a pesky couple of broken transverse processes of the L1 and L2 lumbar vertebrae taken care of by the...
