Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Go cure cancer Go write the Great American Novel Go start a Fortune 500 company Go play the low end of a hi-low double tackle hobbling an interception prone quarterback, thus pleasing everyone...

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Kenny Chesney, your midget ass. Our troupe of unstoppable pit bulls. A dark plain in West Texas borded by a river, and us in a monster truck with hunting lights and a shotgun. Let's roll, shorty. Y...

A bunch of brain-damaged, sub-moronic idiots. Baby. Baby. Baby. Please start football. Those in the heartland are clearly getting into the ergot-contaminated grain, and thought it has its...

It's probably not real, as spectacular as it would be. Marvel as the gymnastics of a blogger using a Dawgvent editor's refutation of an online hoax! Boggle at the layer upon layer of...

Blogging is not reporting. Blogging doesn't do just one thing. Blogging is not reporting. Blogging is what you make it. Blogging is not reporting. Blogging doesn't do just one thing. Blogging is...

This week, the Des Moines Register held a live chat, a sort of State of the State discussion. The topic: Iowa State football. Our crackerjack team of investigators has uncovered exclusive...

Heeeeeeeyyyy kids! Have you ever wanted to get daggered? Well, if you come to BLOGS WITH BALLS in NYC, we personally guarantee that Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post will DAGGAH DAGGAH DAGGAH...

Does Jim Tressel Tweet? Does a green-blooded Commie smoke Tarryltons and love big fake American ta-tas? Of course they don't, and Jim Tressel will tweet when you put a poodle skirt on him and...

Torrey Davis, the Florida defensive tackle knifing in on the fourth and goal stand there, is not dead, booted off the team, bolted at the ankle to a tutor, or any other such foolishness as you may...