Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

So metal. If Eastern Washington doesn't come out to "Raining Blood," they're cheating themselves and the fans who clearly thirst for blood, metal, and football rage. D-1AA EWU is mulling...

The Fulmer Cup quantifies the offseason foibles and misbehavior of college football athletes so you, the college football fan looking to taunt with confidence, can safely accuse someone of having a...

Ladies. Let's not quarrel. I'll take off my shirt for you. Look. (Photo via.) Now even you ladies extremely agitated by my upcoming Super Bowl ad. You can't stay mad at these traps, can you?...

Tebow went 4/6 with a few drops by his receivers in early drills, but also dropped two straight snaps in this exotic "under center' position they've been tinkering with in the NFL. More...

Dumbass friends can cost you. We had an acquaintance one time--let's call him the Scarlet Hipsternel--who, though from rural Tennessee, labored under the illusion of being Alex in A Clockwork...

He's the Genius of Love (and losing money.) Mike Hamilton's fine leadership and superb coaching hires put the Tennessee athletic program in the red for the first time since 2005. This would all...

It’s a long offeseason. The Digital Viking: The EDSBS Guide To Spicy Living is here to help. The four categories are Drink (obvious), Comestibles (Food/Snack), Combustible (Shit what blows up),...

Hinton's putting together his top five plays of the year, and considering the fifty plus games that happen every weekend in college football narrowing down every spectacular thing that happened...

That's mayonnaise, and there's nothing wrong with mayonnaise. In fact, it's delicious as a side dish, especially if you're Belgium-ing it and doing the fries/mayo/beer combo, which is sublime and...

Don Ohlmeyer, the current ombudsman at ESPN, was the man who fired Norm Macdonald made jokes about his close personal friend and total alleged double murderer O.J. Simpson. He also produced the...