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FLYING DUDES: THE SUGAR BOWL

That was fun. Today's a maintenance day around here for the most part, but a few notes: --If you were near Major Wright last night and are alive this morning, you should consider yourself to have...

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FLORIDA'S NEXT OPTIONS AT HEAD COACH OH YEAAAAAHHH

A list in no real particular order of Urban Meyer's possible and impossible replacements based on no inside information whatsover. 1. Bob Stoops. Why he'd leave his current cushy, unassailable,...

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BALI HAI WILL CALL YOU

People in their fantasies are at their most creative when bored. Boredom begets grandiosity, the kind that gets you into trouble when the dreams become responsibilities, when the family of your...

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BRANDON JAMES BREAKS FOOT LET'S STAY CALM

...because yeah, it's a "deal," as in something to consider, but it's not like losing Brandon James 2008. James' production as a kick returner has fallen from being the second most productive punt...

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THE INCREASINGLY INACCURATELY NAMED BIG TEN FOLLOWS THE MONEY

Yesterday the mothership's Big Televen Borg covered the possibility of conference expansion from a multitude of angles, many of them cautiously negative, however resigned: "We don't want...

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UNSOUND, UNSAFE, AND SPECTACULAR

This is from Dienhart yesterday, but before it vanishes over the digital horizon it should be mentioned. From "an SEC assistant" on Alabama (and Florida's) secondaries: SECONDARY: Their weakness...

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TO NEXT WEEK'S FOX, GENTLEMEN: TO THE GEORGIA DOME

What do you have to look forward to for the next week leading up to the SEC Championship Game? Sure, your easy answer is "only more nauseating panegyrical bloviation about Tim Tebow and his...

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A FLORIDA/ FLORIDA STATE THANKSGIVING

They gather under the already ominously warm glow of a Florida dawn. GOODMAN TEBOW appoaches with GOODMAN URBAN in full Pilgrim gear. CHIEF BOW-DEN and his assistant JIM-BO await them. GOODMAN...

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TIME TO PLAY EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GAME: "IS THAT SANITARY?" (GEORGIA-AUBURN EDITION)

The Auburn Tigers were last seen racing to a barely contested 14-0 lead against Georgia last Saturday night, then frittering it away and leaving Athens with a 31-24 loss. Evidently, though, a lead...

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FRESHMEN VAWLS ARRESTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY, PISSANTRY

I promise this isn't a metaphor (and if it were, it wouldn't be a particularly good one), but I had a nightmare last night involving not being able to open my eyes (and some small woodland...

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