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MIKE LEACH GOES FULL ROCHESTER

Update-y: Your literal, analytical type thinking on where this puts Leach. OH, THAT DETESTABLE MISTER LEACH! Seriously, Fearless Leader Swindle just needs to stay the blue fuck out of his car (or...

PLACES A BOWL GAME SHOULD BE HELD: MOGADISHU

EDSBS's ongoing series on bowl games that should be held continues with: The Mogadishu Bowl. Who: The D-1 teams with the weakest six-win seasons, so go ahead and pencil in K-State and someone...

THE MAGICAL VILLAGE OF PRIG-A-DOON

Lane Kiffin sometimes goes on runs before games. He claims he gets lost...or does he go somewhere else entirely? (Around the 10:00 mark) KIFFIN jogs down a wooded Tennessee lane in the morning...

PARALLEL UNIVERSE TEBOW ADDRESSES THE MEDIA FOR CHARLESTON SOUTHERN

A parallel universe. Star quarterback Mohammed Al-Tebayii approaches the stage. Praise be to Allah and his only prophet Mohammed, and Go Gators. Madame, please cover your hair and go behind that...

RICH ROD NOT MADE FROM STONE HE MADE FROM MAN

Rich Rodriguez have press conference, make emotional statement, water get fall from eye. Michigan football Rich Rodriguez appeared tear up as he talked about his program during his weekly news...

RICHRY RODSWITZERIGUEZ

It's not fair, but the resemblance to Fred Ward is stunning: This is how you get Switzeriguez and Barwis running from rooftop to rooftop on campus, dodging huge, man-eating mutant worms Barwis...

SCREW YOU BRANDO: AGGIES TO GO UNDEFEATED

Just watch Texas A&M's synchronized beachball team and tell us you don't think Tim Brando's full of shit. Dancing like that comes from the heart, and this team clearly has it if that curtsying...

UNTRUE, UNLESS PUDDLES HAS A SEX TAPE

Perhaps still miffed at being upstaged on GameDay by Puddles, the Harley-riding, ass-kicking mascot who works offseasons in full regalia as a Northwestern smokejumper, Kirk Herbstreit allegedly...

BUT DOES IT HAVE ELECTROLYTES?

Erk Russell is going to crawl his ass out from the grave and kick the frilly panties off of whomever thought this up. Seriously: start. Running. Now. If he's inbound from Columbus where he's...

HE'S TANNED, HE'S RESTED, HE'S READY . . . OK, ONE OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD

The U.S. House of Representatives certainly has never had a shortage of complete nutcakes, but ever since former Rep. Tom Osborne (R-NE) declined to run for re-election in 2006 (in favor of an...

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