Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Really? Yeah, kinda, via some Fox Lubbock guy in a pink tie reporting from what appears to be an abandoned mall: The players are stalwart enough after a game that was embarrassing even to watch,...

Legarrette Blount FALCON PUNCH!!! Video after the jump. He's as completely suspended as Byron Hout was completely bitchmade by Blount's sucker punch. Unsportsmanlike? Oh, certainly. Dirty?...

It's a national holiday and a drowsy news day besides---the kind of afternoon that makes you want to curl up on the couch with a cup of coffee and the Monday Bourdain marathon on the Travel...

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Grab your bitch rifles, campers, and call up the local stations. BREAKING BREAKING MUST CREDIT NYTIMES OP-ED COLUMN: Buzz Bissinger says college football fans are outlandish, and Nick Saban seems...

So, yes, a Florida undergraduate posed on the cover of Playboy because, in her own words: “There weren’t any girls from the Big Ten who were hot enough to be on the cover, so they had to pull...

--Hello? --Yes, I'm calling regarding job opening #828D. May I confirm that this position has been filled please? --That's the corporate representative and public relations position, referent...

Teams: there are a lot of them. In our effort to bring you the finest "bullshit" coverage of college football, our Visiting Lecturer Series today welcomes Evan and Thomas from something called K...

We shall stuff sandbags with cease and desist letters. The Des Moines Register, clearly not busy doing anything else like covering biblical flooding threatening to engulf the major population...

Jim Delany opens his mouth, stuff flies out. That stuff is the kind of puffery and agitprop lawyers who can't stop lawyering produce constantly, like so much useless excreta from a huge,...