Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

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Okay, being the premiere football program of the decade may not be all humdrum excellence and hourly romps with ruthlessly waxed, polymorphously perverse and willing sex partners. There are...

You're going to watch it, anyway, you sick, sick person. However, like the informed observer you are, you're going to watch and enjoy it thanks to our list of eight totally true things, since...

It's Hate week 3.0 on EDSBS, meaning that we play Tennessee on Saturday, and can't sleep for the bloodrage we're working up prior to the game. Join us and make INGSOC triumphant. We give you...

Dear Michigan fans, We have no words of comfort. For comfort, go to mom, or better yet, Oprah. Or better yet, fire your motherfucking coach once the nadir turns into the midpoint when you lose to...

The full--and we mean really, really full--Fulmer Cup report comes later today. But we must pre-empt and give you this amuse bouche from the blotter in South Bend, Indiana, where there actually are...

"I feel like I just crapped a pineapple"--those were the words of Ronald Reagan after pushing through a particularly contentious piece of legislation in his first term, and they reflect our own...

This video is from the Alabama Senate. The question is which one went to Bama and which to Auburn?

Countless Africans really are wandering the streets of Lagos and Lome wearing "USC: BACK 2 BACK CHAMPIONS!!!" and "BRADY QUINN: HEISMANTASTIC!!!" t-shirts. Or at least we like to think so after...

It's one of the most magical times of the year: you wake up, and there's just a hint of summer in the air. The bees buzz, the birds warble...perhaps you hack up a thick ball of pollen-encrusted...