Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

I promise this isn't a metaphor (and if it were, it wouldn't be a particularly good one), but I had a nightmare last night involving not being able to open my eyes (and some small woodland...

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NARRATOR (V/O): You're watching "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong." Percy Harvin was one of the most talented athletes in college football history: A five-foot, eleven-inch receiver out of Virginia...

F$#@ Sooners, get money. Packing two of the last three national-title trophies and gunning for another one in '09, Urban Meyer is getting a raise that will jack his salary up to an even $4...

Triumph or defeat is in the hands of the Gods. So let us celebrate the struggle!

Jimmy Johns of Alabama, arrested for powder cocaine distribution for Alabama. Remember, it's gotta be powdered, because them rock boys just roll while you slang the snow. Also, because crack is for...

Thematically Appropriate Song of the Day: "Who Let These Hoes In My Room," in honor of Elliot Spitzer. Be sure to stick around for the appearance of Bill O'Reilly at the end. Hey, Joe...this...

Our extremely cursory and simple look over the options for this year's fantasy draft in college football. Dibs! One: Michael Crabtree, Texas Tech WR. Oh, sure, you say don't draft him because he's...

Brian presents the big board for the week. A smattering of notes on what was a quiet weekend follows. Remember: Illinois and Mizzou are both victims of one player's outstanding contributions....

That's one way to do it. Fernley High School lineman Kevin Hart announced this past week that he was going to play for Cal, a bold and innovative step in recruiting techniques since the Reno,...