THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME BET, 2009
Last year Todd ended up singing "Higher" by Creed, a truly painful moment for music, art, beauty, and most especially Todd and anyone who listened to Todd sing it. Make a bet that Alabama will win,...
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EDSBS CASTING COUCH PICKS, WEEK 3
#11 Ohio State @ ToledoOhio State IS Johnny Cash IN Walk the Line. Jim Tressel, you can't just keep doing the same songs over and over? And you sure as hell can't do it in front of a rabid crowd of...
THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO IMPUGN CHARLIE WEIS'S MASCULINITY
Breaking news out of Honolulu, and obviously important enough to merit its own post: Hawaii head coach Greg McMackin has been docked a month's pay for his uncharitable, sexual-preference-based...
BACK TO THE USUAL DELAYS
Hey, kids. If you're reading this, it's because we were in the emergency room all night getting a pesky couple of broken transverse processes of the L1 and L2 lumbar vertebrae taken care of by the...
FOOTBALL AS LIFE: CAREER READS 101
Football is like life: it has a playbook, and when it breaks down, people get hurt. The first installment of this series appeared here as "Football Analogizing;" it appears here under a slimmer...
THAT MOMENT WHICH HAPPENED TO OCCUR IN 2008
We abhor end of the year lists mostly because they come straight from the stat sheet and the standings, not from the complex, muddled story of what actually occurred in the season. They also excise...
LOOK, YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR MUSTACHE POST. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM US?
Our apologies for today's lack of content, campers---Fearless Leader Commandant Swindle is stuck in mortgage lending/house closure hell*, and my latest FCP masterpiece is dropping frames like...
AU REVOIR, DAN
Dan Mullen will be the new coach at Mississippi State, according to ESPN.com and the Clarion Ledger. If so, then au revoir, Dan, and happy sailing. What you will be receiving in exchange for a...
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Louisville was down 49 at the half to Rutgers last night. If you missed the first half as we did, you tuned into the second half and fully expected Steve Kragthorpe to read his death poem into his...
EDSBS RAW: NAKED SUSHI BUFFET PICKS, WEEK 11
#11 Ohio St. at #24 Northwestern HOLLY, QUASI-RATIONAL: Relax your bedtime grip on your Glocks, America. Ohio State has two losses, and the universe can breathe easy, safe from the specter of a...
