Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

#11 Ohio State @ ToledoOhio State IS Johnny Cash IN Walk the Line. Jim Tressel, you can't just keep doing the same songs over and over? And you sure as hell can't do it in front of a rabid crowd of...

I've always wanted to hunt the most dangerous game . . . Ohio State fans. Senator Blutarsky laid down the challenge, and T. Kyle King, who hates Auburn -- boy, does he ever hate Auburn -- responded...

(Before you ask: We will never tire of this photo. Ever. We pray to Football Jesus (there's a separate one for football) every night that Zibby goes into coaching so we can post it once a week.) M...

You're damn right Woody Hayes did interviews in the nude. All great men at one point work in the nude in a non-sexual manner. Orde Wingate, mad chief of the Chindits in Burma in WW2, used to...

[SCENE: KELLY AND TODD'S HOUSE. Game night. They have invited JIM and BOB over for a game the whole family can enjoy because Trivial Pursuit is only fun for smart people.] Bob: So, how does this...

It's the weirdest thing. I feel like I've been in a coma for fifteen days...and I'm just now waking up. Spec-tac-u-lar. RE-MATCH! RE-MATCH! RE-MATCH! RE-MATCH! RE-MATCH!

ESPN had this headline up for most of yesterday, and it bugged the hell out of me all day: That's just lazy, and maddeningly vague. There's nineteen different ways this could've been more...

The weekend in Gamblor-baiting, divided into half-reasoned predictions and blind contempt. #5 OSU @ #1 USC ORSON, QUASI-RATIONAL: USC. We’ll all look like idiots for picking USC for the first...

“It is the still, small voice that the soul heeds, not the deafening blasts of doom.”

In a swift response to the outcry surrounding Ohio State University's decision to do away with a seniority-based system for allotment of alumni football tickets in favor of a lottery, the school is...