BETTER KNOW THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE YOUR ALMA MATER CREATED
Fans yelled obscenities at you while you were walking to the stadium wearing your team's colors? Sack up, everyone's fans do that. An alum of your arch-rival started a cult that came to a grisly end when he ordered more than 900 of them to commit mass suicide? OK, that guy's forged new paths in assholery.
