SEC CHAMPIONSHIP: ANXIETY AND ITS MANY VARIETIES
A brief look at the naked fears one anticipates before a championship game against a fearsome rival. Um, we mean Y'ALL GONNA LOSE WOOOO GO GATORS. < ---UNCONVINCING Panic disorder : People with...
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UNSOUND, UNSAFE, AND SPECTACULAR
This is from Dienhart yesterday, but before it vanishes over the digital horizon it should be mentioned. From "an SEC assistant" on Alabama (and Florida's) secondaries: SECONDARY: Their weakness...
SABAN SUGGESTS OFFICIALS "MIGHT HAVE SOULS."
Despite calling in another request for a game extension from their local Buffalo Wild Wings (sadly, no longer serving Weck) and getting exactly what they wanted, SEC fans will continue to complain...
STYLISH WAYS FOR URBAN MEYER PAY A THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE
Urban Meyer has been fined $30,000 for his comments about SEC officiating, the logical endpoint of the SEC backing itself so far into a corner re: officiating. As Holly suggests, the proper...
LANE KIFFIN GETS A GOLD STAR
IT LEARNS. Lane Kiffin may be staying above the fray for now, but Mike Slive may have an excuse yet to get out his suspendin' stick yet. Sadly, Urban Meyer may play the part of the honors student...
OH, THE SCENT OF SCANDAL: TAPEGATE MARS TENNESSEE ALABAMA FRIENDLY
Little is dumber than the story of Spurrier pointing out Alabama using tape to mark kicks. In case you haven't noticed, South Carolina's been using tape to improve Stephen Garcia's aim, as seen in...
NEW SEC MEDIA RULZ R FUN. SEND HELP.
Before we went on our annual vacation to the Barbary Coast last week, we wrote Charles Bloom, media-tussler for the SEC, and asked what the policies covering digital media. Answer: "A policy...
MEMPHIS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM: COUNT THE THINGS WRONG WITH THE "BLIND SIDE" TRAILER
If you've devoured Michael Lewis's endlessly fascinating The Blind Side (as we have) and followed the amusing updates of cameos by Saban, the Orgeron, et al in the upcoming film adaptation (ditto),...
SEC MEDIA DAYS NOTES, VOL 1
Things that TOTALLY happened in the first fifteen minutes of SEC Media Days. --Bobby Petrino glamoured a reporter into asking him to recite all fifty capitals of the United States, because he's...
THIRD STRING PRESEASON SEC QB: STEVIAN GARTLINE
This won't be true at the end of the year due to players getting experience, racking up respectable stats, and the inevitable but unpredictable quantum leaps collegiate quarterbacks take with good...
