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GOOD MORNING, RECRUIT BORN TO BE A COMMANDO WEATHERMAN

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Whatever your parents named you sucks. Storm Johnson. Middle name? TRAINFIST. In all caps.

CURIOUS INDEX, 8/5/09

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Plus Vince Young's roommate had the last name "McCoy," and Colt McCoy's roommate has the last name "Young"! OK, that's completely false, but ESPN Big 12 blogger Tim Griffin has found s...

ALL-NAME TEAM: GOD'S POWER OFFER

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The Miami Herald's list of up and coming players for the 2011 high school football season includes a kid whose picture we can't find anywhere on these fine internets. Thus, this photo of American...

29 ALTERNATE NAMES FOR COLT MCCOY

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You will get tired of hearing his name, especially when ABC begins to pump its Big 12 lineup starting in October and you start looking LIVE at Brent Musburger's face-plant into the Big 12 South...

ONCE MORE, MINGOVIANS

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The very gates of Vienna are ahead of us, ripe for the taking! Let us show the Ottoman the proper way to storm a city; lend me thy steel, and stand for Mingovia and all she stands for in our final...

VICTORY IS IN SIGHT, MINGOVIANS

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Mingovians! Crystal Metheney, having fought a valiant battle, finally ran out of Des Moines Disco Dust and lost her pep. ALL HAIL MINGO! I claimed her mechanical elephant in your name, Mingovians:...

MINGOVIANS! TO THE FRONT!

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Once more into the breach, for Mingovia is under attack! Vote early, vote often, and stave off the ravages of Crystal Metheny, who deserves neither your pity nor your vote! GO MINGOVIANS! THE...

YOUR LEADER CALLS ON YOU AGAIN, MINGOVIANS

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Your Steampunk Emperor needs your steel to fight another perilous battle against our common foes in the NOTY bracket. This time, the heinous CRYSTAL METHENY is attempting to place her jittery,...

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF MINGOVIA!

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Your fearless leader is behind to the lowly but still colorfully named Taco Vandevelde in the Name of the Year Bracket! Support your leader, and let the greater glory of the Sovereign Republic of...

FOOTBALL NAMES THAT SHOULD EXIST

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This post sponsored by Publix, who'd be honored to have a football player named after their fine chain of grocery stores. Football players' names that should exist: Produced in cooperation with t...

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