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ROLL TIDE: A TIME FOR MAKING SHORT STATUES

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'S okay, Bear. We can read it. You're welcome for the Swindle Bump, Alabama: it may have been the crucial factor causing a fumble with three minutes left in the game, or the strange lubricant...

THE INTELLIGENCE REPORT: BCS TITLE GAME

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Time: 8:00 p.m., but the kickoff will likely happen sometime around 8:30 after pregame hoopla. ABC has hope for humanity, so no digital coin tosses or schizoid flipping around of the camera during...

EVERYDAY SHOULD BE BAMADAY: WHY YOU SHOULD ROOT AGAINST TEXAS

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By reasons of SEC Contract, we have to pull for Alabama in the national title game. The following is a list of completely unfair reasons why you should root against Texas tonight. Colt McCoy is a...

NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SPECIAL: BAMA ARTWORK FOR YOUR HOME AND OFFICE

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Here at EDSBS, we have a special relationship with a certain Alabama-based artist who offers his works here at exclusive discounts NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE ELSE. We can't disclose the name of the...

OTHER NATIONAL TITLES ALABAMA MAY CLAIM

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The University of Alabama will be playing the Texas Longhorns for what many regard as the "national title" of college football on Thursday night. Because there is no real clear-cut national title...

ROLANDO MCCLAIN, BAD TACOS...CONSPIRACY?

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Rolando McClain missed media day with what is being called a stomachache, and with what our sources have identified as "a case of eating bad tacos." Now if we told you that, on a vacation to a...

OH LET'S JUST GET ALL PREMATURE WITH THIS, ALABAMA

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The award for premature celebration for 2009 remains in the hands of Arizona fans, who during the Oregon game began pouring over the wall like soccer rioters before Oregon picked off a ball in the...

SPOILER DOG HAS A REMINDER FOR ALABAMA FANS

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Spoiler dog has a reminder for you, Alabama. Get your rest tonight, citizens. It's going to be a a long day of attempted scalping tomorrow, and we mean both in terms of trying to purchase tickets...

SEC CHAMPIONSHIP: ANXIETY AND ITS MANY VARIETIES

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A brief look at the naked fears one anticipates before a championship game against a fearsome rival. Um, we mean Y'ALL GONNA LOSE WOOOO GO GATORS. < ---UNCONVINCING Panic disorder : People with...

THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME BET, 2009

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Last year Todd ended up singing "Higher" by Creed, a truly painful moment for music, art, beauty, and most especially Todd and anyone who listened to Todd sing it. Make a bet that Alabama will win,...

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