Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Photo credit: The Alligator. That leg! That charm! That musical Biblical name! The boys from Gainesville have found an electric new presence, a thunder-legged Legolas lasering long field goals...

#11 Ohio State @ ToledoOhio State IS Johnny Cash IN Walk the Line. Jim Tressel, you can't just keep doing the same songs over and over? And you sure as hell can't do it in front of a rabid crowd of...

A parallel universe. Star quarterback Mohammed Al-Tebayii approaches the stage. Praise be to Allah and his only prophet Mohammed, and Go Gators. Madame, please cover your hair and go behind that...

"The girls at Boise State have this weird genetic mustache trait." "They eat fried cat paw in Utah." It's filthy and brilliant, and earns points for having two white guys who don't attempt the...

Sean Weatherspoon. Preseason All-American. Senior linebacker for the Missouri Tigers. Ghost Town DJs fan. Golden-throated R 'n B stunner of tomorrow. All of them at once, actually, but you don't...

If you've devoured Michael Lewis's endlessly fascinating The Blind Side (as we have) and followed the amusing updates of cameos by Saban, the Orgeron, et al in the upcoming film adaptation (ditto),...

YellaWood and Golden Flake present an EDSBS/Hey Jenny Slater co-production SCENE: A muggy midsummer day in an expansive backyard in a Knoxville suburb. Five young men occupy a treehouse high in...

A felicitous Bastille Day to all. Say what you will about their food, their attitude towards America, or their wartime record, but don't say the Fransh can't write one hell of an ornery,...

AP--HOUSTON, TEXAS. Greg Paulus' move to football from basketball may not be all it's cracked up to be, says someone who should know. The kneebrace limits his movement, but even now Dikembe...

Texting. Anyone can do it. If you haven't seen Texts from Last Night, we're about to alleviate the poverty of your existence with a bailout of unprecedented comic size and pork-itude. Taken from...