Every Day Should Be Saturday, College Football

Brian took a break along with his friend Reggie Nelson from attending his support group for men with gigantic penises, Dong-a-Non, to make you this Fulmer Cupdate. Notes, points awards, and dire...

Boardmaster Brian supplies this week's big board after surviving the tornadoes that swept across Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, and lord knows where else. STOP THE VIOLENCE, TORNADOES....

Brian put this together quickly  because Auburn just scored as many points as he and Reggie Nelson have inches of dong yardage. That number is not a typo. It is eighty, as in "8-0." AUBURN JUST...

There is a style of driving where you swerve deliberately, often going twenty miles per hour over the speed limit and usually completely without turn signals. This is "swervin'," and you know you...