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THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEKEND IN GRAPHS
The College Football Weekend in Graphs examines the week through the magic of poorly constructed graphs. It might help to know that Nebraska defensive end Ndamukon Suh's first name means "House of Spears." And yes, we turn on our own, because you always hurt the ones you love, the ones you...
CURIOUS INDEX, 8/7/09
'Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no football, and you ain't got s#!t to do. Break yo' self, fool -- the preseason USA Today Coaches' Poll has been released in all its premature, ghostvoted glory. Rest assured Holly and I will get around to a withering dissection of everything that's...
CURIOUS INDEX, 8/5/09
Plus Vince Young's roommate had the last name "McCoy," and Colt McCoy's roommate has the last name "Young"! OK, that's completely false, but ESPN Big 12 blogger Tim Griffin has found some remarkable similarities between the Texas teams of 2005 and 2009. Leaving aside the irrelevant...
CURIOUS INDEX, 8/4/09
F$#@ Sooners, get money. Packing two of the last three national-title trophies and gunning for another one in '09, Urban Meyer is getting a raise that will jack his salary up to an even $4 million a year, meaning that not only Urban but entire future generations of Meyers will be makin'...
THE WORST OFFENSIVE SERIES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
The good doctor once did this better than we possibly could, but the piece is lost somewhere in the mists of the internet in the cached archives of Sunday Morning Quarterback. The header on this video is "One of the worst offensive series ever in college football," and if you limit the definition...
CURIOUS INDEX, 2/19/2009
Dr. Tebow said they'd been waiting on parts from Cape Canaveral. Brandon James gets his bad wing back from the shop. _ We have the technology. Your 2009 national champions: Florida, Iowa, Ole Miss, Texas, West Virginia, and/or Virginia Tech. So sayeth Rivals, anyway. Grab your pitchforks...
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU JOCK ITCH, MAKE JOCKITCHADE
The Trojans are suffering through both the injury of their starting quarterback and an epidemic of some former Russian Military jock itch let loose upon their blue chip ladystands. Our take is over at the Sporting Blog, but here and only here can you purchase the shirt that, Trojans fans, you must...
UCLA QUARTERBACK INJURIES: AN UNSETTLING COMPENDIUM
Far, far be it from us to mock injuries to college athletes, particularly those sustained by Bruins quarterbacks, all of whom seem to have been born under the same Mr. Glass constellation. But after learning that Ben Olson has injured himself again, this time while backing away from the center,...
MIAMI OF OHIO CUPDATE: IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
Our Continental Award goes to Zachary Marshall of Miami of Ohio. The "not da U" Miami football player accused of aggravated burglary and assault, Zachary Marshall, has a waterproof, game-tight excuse for his barging into a strange apartment and allegedly placing a pillow over the face of one of the...
WE WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THIS BIG EAST YOU TALK OF
We are ready for this Big East. Dear sirs, We write today on behalf of a major university with a reputation which was created over the years of hard work and academic excellence by those who sought to create it. We saw your advertisement in this article on your Big East conference, and it was no...
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