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CURIOUS INDEX, 6/25/09
Holla at Coach Sumlin, Holla at Coach Stoops. Bob Stoops bathes in the fancy ketchup. His new contract now has him poised--with performance incentives, of course--to make $5 million dollars a year coaching college football in 2011. An additional bonus, termed in the contract an "Additional...
JIM TRESSEL'S VACATION, PART ONE.
Jim Tressel is not on vacation yet, but this is pretty much what it will look like. Las Vegas. 10:17 a.m., yesterday. Cooler: You, uh...need me to go over there, boss? Pitboss: I dunno. I kind of want to see if he can keep going at this pace. I've never seen anything like it. Cooler: He's a...
ONE PERSON WHO DOESN'T NEED ORANGE PAINT
Good to see that Jenn Sterger's still getting work. Well, we don't actually care if she's employed or not anyway, but for the good fo the faltering economy we're happy to see one less person on the streets. Seriously we're just trying to get to a 35 Seconds plug here. Yup. Any second now. Without...
A BAR SCENE, PART TWO
See this if you want to make any sense out of what follows. New Michigan Athletics Consultant: The Bishop Don Magic Juan Rich Rodriguez sips at his drink and looks around the bar. Bartender: Another, ma'am? RR: Yeah, make it another Jack and Coke. Bartender: If it's on his tab, it's gotta be well...
ONE MORE THING: BUY STOCK IN STEELE.
EDSBS Live. Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. Phil. Steele. Note: buy Phil new t-shirt. You are not ready.
MALCOLM KELLY, FREESTYLE GENIUS
As a breather from accusing the New York Yankees of being marginal partners in genocide, we bring you Malcolm Kelly, Oklahoma wide receiver, goin' freestyle after the Sooners' Big 12 Championship win over Nebraska. We'd talk some more, but we gotta sip some codeine 'cause we gotta kill a cough....
