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EDSBS LIVELESS!
No radio tonight, campers. Our fearless leader is stalking [NAME REDACTED] with a crossbow and a kettlebell through the wilds of Middle America. In exchange, please accept this video of Darth Vader, harmonica virtuoso, with our compliments. Oh, like you never thought of this as a kid.
FURIOUS INDEX, 3/21/08
We slammed a fifth of Powerthirst after waking up this morning, and the Curious Index is now the FURIOUS INDEX! Thus, it's only fair we start things off with something satisfyingly harsh, like Pantera in front of tens of thousands of angry Russians. Mind the language, of course, but it's likely...
CURIOUS INDEX, 3/20/08
This post is brought to you by Three Inches of Bloodsport (WARNING: Pops directly to loud audio, workers beware), the greatest concert you will attend today. Click the link, leave it open for 15 minutes, and bask in the glory. There's nothing you can pay money to see that's half as entertaining....
FULMER CUP: PUTTING THE ROCK IN ROCKY TOP
"I feel like I just crapped a pineapple"--those were the words of Ronald Reagan after pushing through a particularly contentious piece of legislation in his first term, and they reflect our own feelings as the Tennessee Volunteers finally grace the Fulmer Cup with their esteemed presence. We'll...
NEAR MISS: THEISMANN NOT COMING TO RUIN COLLEGE FOOTBALL
While Myles Brand rails vainly against the non-threat of the invisible hand at work, we keep tabs on the real threat to college football: Joe Theismann. Call off the guards. Tell the protesters to stand down. Theismann: staying with the NFL. Dance, monkeys! Let's get rocked!
EDSBS RADIO: LURCHING TO LIFE
ANNOUNCEMENT!!! GIMME A FUCKIN' SIREN!!! We'll be boldly testing the theory of whether doing sports radio causes instantaneous weight gain tomorrow night as EDSBS Radio on BlogTalkRadio gets underway. It promises to be a trainwreck, so tune in as we run through survival techniques of the offseason...
BLOGTOBERFEST! HEIZMAN EDITION.
The foinest of the foin, brought you by an RSS reader and some prescription stimulants. Autobots, roll out! --Every Day Should Be Lemsday. Go to it. Now. An excerpt from the goods if you don't believe us: Aw de bowgame comrawndhea. Owe Miss aintinna bowgame! ORGERAWANNABOWGAME! Bamainnabowgame,...
SEC CHAMPIONSHIP MOTIVATIONALS: UR INNER MARXIST WANTS TA ROCK
We're getting geeked up for a slugfest with the Nutter Catastrophe attack and Humanity Advanced by cruising Youtube and hoping the officemates don't laugh too hard at our ferocious air bass lines. Our inner Marxist wins the morning hour. BTW, if anyone makes a Urban Meyer Che Guevara shirt, we'l...
