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HARRY POTTER AND THE CAVE OF THE THREE TRIALS
HARRY POTTER and DUMBLEDORE approach the CAVE OF THE THREE CHALLENGES. Potter: So, just into the cave then? Dumbledore: Right. Just walk on in holding your wand. Potter: Doesn't seem dodgy, sir? A pervy-looking old man just telling me to walk in holding my wand? Into a cave? I mean really, the...
ASK SMART FOOTBALL: WHAT DID VT DO TO MIAMI?
Every week Chris Brown from Smart Football takes your questions here about football and football-related game theory. This week, he explains precisely how Virginia Tech turned Miami 2009 into Miami 2008 for four quarters last weekend. Submit your questions for Chris at twitter.com/edsbs, your...
SMART FOOTBALL ON HOUSTON/TEXAS TECH
Every Wednesday Chris Brown from Smart Football lowers his IQ by hanging out here and deconstructing the football issues of the day. This week's fox, hunted down via Twitter: What the hell are Houston and Texas Tech going to throw at each other in this week's most likely candidate for betting the...
FACTOR FIVE FIVE FACTOR PREVIEW: GEORGIA TECH AT MIAMI
Welcome to our Factor Five Five Factor Preview Georgia Tech at Miami. The Factor Five Five Factor Preview examines the necessaries and completely arbitraries of the official beginning of your weekend, the Thursday Night special featuring the Boys' Club (Jesse Palmer imitations! Chris Fowler roaring...
SMART FOOTBALL HELPS YOU UNDERSTAND THE FOOTBALL: 2 QB SYSTEMS
Every Wednesday, Chris from Smart Football puts on his sturdiest of work clothes, leaves Brown Manor, and lowers his overall IQ by spending a few moments with us helping the masses understand a bit of actual football through questions submitted by you via our Twitter feed. If you have a question...
SMART FOOTBALL ON WHAT MAKES AN OFFENSE TERRIBLE
Every week Chris Brown from Smart Football answers a reader question about football strategy, and therefore raises the quality of your life by allowing you, the informed viewer, to scream "You suck!!!" in a more educated and justified manner. Submit questions for next week's by going to...
GUEST COLUMNIST: TOMMY KILBORN, NOTRE DAME LAW STUDENT
Tommy Kilborn, ND Law Student, Admits He Was Wrong. I have to confess, everyone: I was wrong. There was a time, early in the first quarter at the stadium on Saturday, when the Notre Dame defense had allowed a few runs there and there to the Nevada Wolfpack, that I really thought about giving up....
ASK A FREAKIN' GENIUS: SMART FOOTBALL ON ZONE/MAN BLITZES
Stand back and be touched by the whoopin' stick of greatness: Chris Brown of Smart Football has foolishly agreed to take one user-submitted question a week and give it the full Smart Football treatment for your general football edification. This week's topic comes from R is for Ramius, who wanted...
RECRUIT PROFILE: JACOBBI MCDANIEL
Recruit: Jacobbi McDaniel Picture: What his picture says about him: That though he may look like he's observing the action on the field, he sees so much more: the meeting of strategy, disorder, and desire; the simultaneous blossoming and death of youth embodied in 22 parts, and the ineluctable...
CYBERTYDE GETS AN ERROR MESSAGE
BEHOLD BAMA FANS THE VOICE OF YOUR LEADER, THE GREAT AND UNDYING CYBERTYDE. DO NOT PANIC BECAUSE YOU ARE HEARING THIS VOICE. THIS IS NOT JESUS. THIS IS NOT A PSYCHOTIC EPISODE. PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE OFF THE ROAD AND MAINTAIN CALM. I AM COMMANDING YOU, FANS OF THE CRIMSON TIDE: OPERATION HUMILITY HAS...
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