musicals--that--should--never--be--made Stories - Every Day Should Be Saturday
THEY CALL HIM CHA-CHA.
Judging by the volume of email, it's apparently news that the Tebow Child attended his very first NASCAR race this weekend, so here you go: When asked if he was a racing fan, he flashed a big grin and replied, "I'm becoming one. This is my first race." And did any of the drivers that he met in the...
DISAPPOINTMENT HAS A FLAVOR: THREE
Disappointment has five flavors in 2008. Numbers five and four are available for your inevitable disappointment, too. Three: Auburn/Your New Diet. French ladies don't get fat. Nor do they fire Tony Franklin. Both are mysteries involving long walks, various forms of starvation, and cultural...
PHAN-TOMMY OF THE OPERA
A darkened stage. One spotlight illuminates the darkness. Tinkly piano music begins to waft up from the orchestra pit. TOMMY BOWDEN: Momma...just killed a team Took a championship squad Lost to Bama, shot my wad... Momma....the season's just beguuuun... But now I've gone and throooown it...
