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EDSBS LABS PRESENTS THE CFB BUYERS' GUIDE
We all know that college football is no longer just a sport; these days, it's a business. So how best to spend your hard-earned dollar? Here at EDSBS, our research division has partnered with Consumers Union to rigorously test every aspect of college football, from the teams themselves right down...
LANE KIFFIN AND OTHERS RECEIVE THE NCAA REPORT
MIKE GARRETT, ED ORGERON, MONTE KIFFIN, and USC GENERAL COUNSEL sit in a conference room. A terrified aide runs in, dumps a hefty report reading "NCAA REPORT" on the table, and runs out before anyone can notice his face. Orgeron: DAT DEREIT IS. Mike Garrett: I'm the AD. I don't read. People read...
THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/25/2010
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'. The wonky-ass player employed by 5 News makes the video virtually impossible to embed cleanly, but you'll want to click on this link and watch the clip anyway just for the sight of Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett ridin' dirty on . . . whatever the hell this is: We're...
AN AUTOGRAPH JUST AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
One of our Georgia-based tipsters reports from Atlanta Magazine's "Best of Atlanta" party earlier this week: . . . they had these two Fender Stratocaster-"esque" guitars, one signed by Saban and one by Tebow, with bids starting at $800 apiece for the silent auction benefiting a local kids'...
THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/24/2010
THIS T-SHIRT WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN, YOU SEE. Spotted last weekend at at a Nashville shopping mall: Tennessee may have only finished second in the SEC East last year, but they'll never take a back seat to anyone in grudge-holding, and for that the Vols have our respect. KNOW WHO ELSE DID...
AN ERRAND WE HAD TO RUN
Step one: this. Step two: (click all photos to embiggen) Step three: Step four: Step five: Step six: Mission accomplished, Team EDSBS.
AWWW ME SO STALK-Y AWW AWW ME SO STALK-Y
Sittin' at home with Coach O and Monte So I found a recruit and I sent him a hot-taaay Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits Said, "Yo, this Lane, baby! Are you down with it?" Sent her to the game, wearing colors from school Not having no idea about the NCAA rules I'm like a dog in...
VOLS PLAYER CONTINUES PROGRAM REVIVAL WITH SHOPLIFTING ARREST
Luchini fever has clearly broken out among the Vols, who have both engaged in heistin' merchandise and gunnin' (of the pellet variety) this week. Next up in the revival: the heistin' merchandise portion. Freshman safety Nyshier Oliver was arrested on November 7 and charged with shoplifting at a...
RICHARDSON, EDWARDS KICKED OFF TENNESSEE
The Alphabetical will be along smartly, but in the meantime: per Mandel, Nu'Keese Richardson and and Michael Edwards have been booted from the team. Janzen Jackson, who allegedly had no involvement in the robbery and was inside the gas station at the time of the robbery, is still on the team. And...
THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A QUARTERBACK
Tennessee will graduate Jonathan Crompton next year, leaving Tennessee with no established successor to the Great Catfish under center. You can have your alternate theories, heel: blame the recruiting of Phil Fulmer or lack thereof, blame other quarterbacks simply not working out, blame the...
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