god--doesnt--care--about--football--but--he--still--hates--florida--state Stories - Every Day Should Be Saturday
BOWDEN RETIRES. HAVE SOME COURTESY. AND SOME TASTE.
What are these conflicted feelings? What if you woke up one day, the sun rose, and you were certain the devil was gone? And that, for an instant, you felt sorry for him as he handed in his pitchfork, his flesh-ripping tongs, his company badge, and his hoof guards and walked every so gingerly...
BOWDEN RECEIVES HAIL OF SUPPORT LEADING UP TO MEETING
Since an announcement is due tomorrow concerning his future, we consulted a few randoms for their opinions on the Bowden situation. "I think he gets to retire whenever he's ready. He's earned it. He built that program. I don't think anyone wants to see him go. Especially me." "Haters to the...
A FLORIDA/ FLORIDA STATE THANKSGIVING
They gather under the already ominously warm glow of a Florida dawn. GOODMAN TEBOW appoaches with GOODMAN URBAN in full Pilgrim gear. CHIEF BOW-DEN and his assistant JIM-BO await them. GOODMAN URBAN: I bring you greetings and the gift of blankets, Chief Bow-den. JIM-BO: I'll take those. My kids...
JAMES COLEY, TWITTER BRAVEHEART
James Coley is the recruiting coordinator and tight ends coach at Florida State. In his spare time he flexes at walls, eyeballs chain link fences and accuses them of inconsistency, and walks into nurseries to yell at infants and remind them that life is hard and those who survive it even harder....
MICKEY ANDREWS ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT AMONG FRIENDS
Mickey Andrews will be retiring from his position as Florida State's defensive coordinator at season's end, ending an illustrious career spanning five decades and including two national championship defenses for the Seminoles. An emotional Andrews made the announcement at the Orthopedic and Sports...
FSU PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT ILLUSTRATED
Excerpted from TK Wetherell's statement regarding the coaching situation at FSU, discussed briefly here, and illustrated below. Two years ago Coach Bowden and I and others stood together and announced that we were beginning a period of transition for the football program. That plan is in place and...
HAPPY LABOR DAY FROM CHRIS RIX
The EDSBS team has several updates. First: Chris Rix sucks forever, but since his tenure overlapped with NAME REDACTED's reign of error over Florida football, we cannot offer many substantive highlights of him sucking against Florida. It's the little things like this that make Missouri dropping a...
EDSBS CASTING COUCH PICKS, WEEK 1
Navy @ #6 Ohio State Terrelle Pryor IS Belle IN La Belle et la Bête. Not the Disney cartoon Beauty & the Beast, but the 1946 Cocteau version where everything is sepia-toned and miserable. (The rest of Columbus is the beast, whom la princesse charms with his gentle, caring ways and methed-up...
PRESEASON TOP 25 SECURITY RANKINGS: FLORIDA STATE
We rate the top 25 estimates by national security. Nerd up, geek out, and follow along for number 20, North Carolina. 19. Florida State. Companion Country: Iraq. Ah, we kid. Iraq was never big boss like Florida State was for two decades, winning two national titles, 12 conference titles, and...
OH, BRAVO, NINJA COMPLIANCE OFFICER
THIS IS NINJA COMPLIANCE OFFICER. HE STRIKES AT ANY TIME. HIS SILENCE IS HIS WEAPON. HIS STEALTH IS HIS SHIELD. YOUR DEATH IS HIS FOOD. IF HE CANNOT GET FOOD, HE WILL TAKE YOUR REMAINING ELIGIBILITY AS AN APPETIZER, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Balogun stopped Florida running back Chris Rainey for a...
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