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CURIOUS INDEX, 8/6/09
For lack of a better term, we're calling this the "Kiffin Effect." Pop quiz, hotshot: Coming off a 4-8 season and a 45-0 vivisectioning by your big in-state rival in which you netted all of 37 yards, what do you do? What do you do? Evidently, this: Houston Nutt phoned in just now to say...
RON CHERRY DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND
Headline! ACC official and game-speed-retardant Ron Cherry begs to differ, as he's givin' the business more effectively than ever: Just fine with his swollen staff size: Ron Cherry.
EDSBS RAW: NAKED SUSHI BUFFET PICKS, WEEK 14
Texas A&M @ #2 Texas HOLLY, QUASI-RATIONAL: Sorry to make an afterthought of you, Agros, but the question here isn't a Texas win or loss, but a Texas win blowout-y enough to maintain its eensy BCS lead over Oklahoma or not. Still worried about the 'Horns run game? They can leave it at home,...
EDSBS RAW: NAKED SUSHI BUFFET PICKS, WEEK 12
Notre Dame @ Navy HOLLY, QUASI-RATIONAL: Navy possesses what may be my favorite stat line in college football this year: 2nd in the country in rushing, 119th in passing. (Second favorite stat line: Jimmy Clausen's 13 interceptions.) A Notre Dame defense that has been merely all right against...
STEVE SPURRIER, ADULT FILM IMPRESSARIO
Cock and Fire Studios, Columbia, South Carolina. Steve Spurrier:...and.....ROLL! Steven "The Snake" Garcia: You like that baby? Oh, yeah, let's do this... They begin their scene. Garcia gets into rhythm. Garcia: YEAH! That's right baby. Deep and down the middle. Cock! A-doodle!...
GUEST COLUMNIST: LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK, SEX ADDICT, ON THE PAC-10
So I was running the Sweaty Wishbone with this Filipina in the back of her car the other day when I thought: this girl has got some fight in her! Just like the Arizona defense. They're eighteenth in the nation in total defense, and if the vaunted USC defense doesn't stop Willie Tuitama two weeks...
OPEN THREAD, PART TWO: BREATH, TAKEN AWAY
Hi. You know who I am. This thumb's for you, Colt McCoy, because you're a champion who takes my breath away and turns in slow motion away from onrushing defenders bent on crushing you. You took the highway to the danger zone but took the exit toward Victory Lane, and for that I'm buzzing your...
HE DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO COME OUT THAT WAY.
You have to earn your way, every day, or you dont play, Mangino said. I didnt mean for it to rhyme but it came out that way.--Kansas coach Mark Mangino in the University Daily Kansan. You have to earn your way Every single day You have to earn your way Or homie you don't play Big Mac with...
CAPTION CONTEST: TEXAS A&M RETRO PILE PARTY
We're left a bit speechless. Provide your own commentary below for this retro pile party pic from Texas A&M. That coach in the background looks jacked that this is happening.
RALPHIE V MAKES HER VERY TRAMPLE-Y DEBUT
Handler One: Ralphie, that's a good girl. Handler Two: Man, she's flipping me out right now. Ralphie: Trample. Kill. Ram. Trample. Gore. Crush crush trample. Fear. Two legs everywhere. Trample them all. Desperate hunger for grass. Kill. Handler Three: We've got to go in two. Handler One: Look at...
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