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MIKE LEACH BLAMES FAT TEXAS TECH COEDS FOR A&M LOSS
Really? Yeah, kinda, via some Fox Lubbock guy in a pink tie reporting from what appears to be an abandoned mall: The players are stalwart enough after a game that was embarrassing even to watch, but Leach's rapid whiplashing from "We didn't coach well enough to beat A&M, and we didn't play well...
LEGARRETTE BLOUNT WILL HAVE THE FULL-CALORIE INSANITY, PLZ
Legarrette Blount FALCON PUNCH!!! Video after the jump. He's as completely suspended as Byron Hout was completely bitchmade by Blount's sucker punch. Unsportsmanlike? Oh, certainly. Dirty? Completely, yes, but shit, would you so much as step on Blount's shadow without his permission now? Somewhere...
LONGHORN MESSAGE BOARD SWARM, INITIATE
It's a national holiday and a drowsy news day besides---the kind of afternoon that makes you want to curl up on the couch with a cup of coffee and the Monday Bourdain marathon on the Travel Channel, and watch a large, ardently devoted online fanbase absolutely lose their shit. In marginally...
JOHN PARKER WILSON PASS INCOMPLETE: A BREAKDOWN
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BUZZ BISSINGER IS COMING FOR OUR WAY OF LIFE.
Grab your bitch rifles, campers, and call up the local stations. BREAKING BREAKING MUST CREDIT NYTIMES OP-ED COLUMN: Buzz Bissinger says college football fans are outlandish, and Nick Saban seems like an unpleasant fella on the sidelines! And he leads with "I am watching the Alabama-Clemson...
EDSBS "WOMEN IN PANTS WITH LIQUOR" CALENDAR: COMING SOON
So, yes, a Florida undergraduate posed on the cover of Playboy because, in her own words: There werent any girls from the Big Ten who were hot enough to be on the cover, so they had to pull someone from the SEC, she quipped. ZOWIE! It takes a special kind of person to be on the cover of Playboy:...
MAY I SPEAK WITH HUMAN RESOURCES PLEASE THANK YOU
--Hello? --Yes, I'm calling regarding job opening #828D. May I confirm that this position has been filled please? --That's the corporate representative and public relations position, referent to the athletic program, correct? --Yes, mademoiselle. I believe if you look at the CV submitted,...
VISITING LECTURER: KENTUCKY
Teams: there are a lot of them. In our effort to bring you the finest "bullshit" coverage of college football, our Visiting Lecturer Series today welcomes Evan and Thomas from something called Kentucky Sports Radio. Below, their bullet-point primer of the Mildcats. Do enjoy. One: what color is...
CURIOUS INDEX, 5/17/08
We shall stuff sandbags with cease and desist letters. The Des Moines Register, clearly not busy doing anything else like covering biblical flooding threatening to engulf the major population centers of the state, took time out of their day to send a cease and desist letter to Black Heart...
CURIOUS INDEX, 6/10/2008
Jim Delany opens his mouth, stuff flies out. That stuff is the kind of puffery and agitprop lawyers who can't stop lawyering produce constantly, like so much useless excreta from a huge, expensive gland in $400 shoes. (See Clinton, Hillary.) From Pete Thamel's entry on The Quad re: the...
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