fulmer-cup Stories - Every Day Should Be Saturday
FULMER CUPDATE: TENNESSEE AND GEORGIA DISPLAY FOURTH QUARTER SKILLS
With such a busy week in the Fulmer Cup, it's just so tense around here. If only there was something to take the edge off around here, just.... ...ahhhh, that's so much better. We're a bit hungry all of a sudden, though. UNC linebacker Quan Sturdivant understands our pain, though....
FULMER CUPDATE: DAMON EVANS EATS THE EVIDENCE
LET'S SETTLE THE UGA ACCOUNT. Damon Evans was the AD, and if we're going to give Fulmer Cup points to coaches, we must extend the same courtesy to the AD, as well. (Note: the limit on these concentric circles of points-giving has to have some logic, so if your trainer gets arrested for DUI, the...
FULMER CUP: THE BIG BOARD CONTINUES ITS PIRATE WAYS
The Big Board is, as always brought to you by Brian. My, is that the largest tulip poplar you've ever seen? No, it is his penis, and he is taking a nap in the park among the trees to be among equals. The only other time he feels like this? In the company of Reggie Nelson. To the scores: UPDATES,...
FULMER CUPDATE: WAZZU FINDS SOMETHING IT CAN BE CONSISTENT AT
The Washington State Cougars, a podium finisher in last year's Cup due to the near-total lack of anything to do in Pullman besides get intoxicated and hit things, continue to excel at full-contact endeavors that do not involve football: Redshirt freshman Jamal Atofau was arrested Saturday for...
LOUISIANA TECH QUARTERBACK HAS A QB RATING OF 154 POINT DRUNK
A friend of ours was once given a CUI--"Canoeing Under the Influence"-- on a river in Florida. The shocker was that you could be given a ticket both for canoeing drunk (which he most certainly was) and that Fish and Wildlife officials could hand out these tickets. At the time it was the...
