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ANNOUNCEMENT: PARDON OUR DUST
Angels: Your Fearless Leaders and their tentacly corporate overlords are about midway through moving this here pony show to its comfy new SBN circus tent. If you've ever attempted to move anything via The Internet, you can guess about how seamlessly the transition will go. Things may load funny...
FLORIDA'S NEXT OPTIONS AT HEAD COACH OH YEAAAAAHHH
A list in no real particular order of Urban Meyer's possible and impossible replacements based on no inside information whatsover. 1. Bob Stoops. Why he'd leave his current cushy, unassailable, and lofty position at Oklahoma where he has a house, places he likes to eat, and a recruiting network he...
GODSPEED, EMPEROR CHARLIE
The interviewing technique was simple: wear a shirt with three buttons undone so the Louisville brass, already wooed by the number one defense in the nation for 2008 and his overall exceptional body of work as a defensive coordinator, could be mesmerized by just a hint of the raw overpowering...
BRANDON SPIKES SHOULD WORRY ABOUT HIS SHARKLIKE TENDENCIES
Tim Tebow uses Bible verses on his eyeblack, which crazy kidnapping rainbow wig guy did, and now they're connected. Check, check, and blog post done. The principle is transferable to so many other things, though. For instance, take Brandon Spikes. He is a fierce linebacker, swimming through blocks...
FRESHMEN VAWLS ARRESTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY, PISSANTRY
I promise this isn't a metaphor (and if it were, it wouldn't be a particularly good one), but I had a nightmare last night involving not being able to open my eyes (and some small woodland creatures, but that's neither here nor there). I was jarred out of the second one by my phone ringing off the...
EDSBS CASTING COUCH PICKS, WEEK 3
#11 Ohio State @ Toledo Ohio State IS Johnny Cash IN Walk the Line. Jim Tressel, you can't just keep doing the same songs over and over? And you sure as hell can't do it in front of a rabid crowd of people who've killed people? You are incorrect, record executive/football pundit. Sweatervest will...
FIVE REASONS WHY STARTING A GIANT CATFISH AT QUARTERBACK FOR TENNESSEE IS THE RIGHT CALL
1. Catfish are wily. You know why some catfish grow to be a godzillion feet long under riverbanks, undisturbed for decades on end? Because they're clever motherfuckers, that's why. Won't win any Academic All-American honors, but the catfish's ability to quickly and accurately distinguish between...
HE'S TANNED, HE'S RESTED, HE'S READY . . . OK, ONE OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD
The U.S. House of Representatives certainly has never had a shortage of complete nutcakes, but ever since former Rep. Tom Osborne (R-NE) declined to run for re-election in 2006 (in favor of an ultimately unsuccessful run for governor), it has been regrettably short on former coaching legends....
MEMPHIS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM: COUNT THE THINGS WRONG WITH THE "BLIND SIDE" TRAILER
If you've devoured Michael Lewis's endlessly fascinating The Blind Side (as we have) and followed the amusing updates of cameos by Saban, the Orgeron, et al in the upcoming film adaptation (ditto), then you've probably been waiting with bated breath for the film's wide release in November. If...
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