Every Day Should Be Saturday: FanShots

Young men today need role models, and I can think of no better person to model one's life after...

2012-02-17T15:46:32Z

Young men today need role models, and I can think of no better person to model one's life after than DMX. Sure, he's been charged with rape, unlawful imprisonment, stabbing someone, animal cruelty, possession of crack cocaine, weapons possession, and impersonation of a federal agent while attempting a carjacking.

But without DMX, how would we know to scream "RUFF RYDERS" when popping wheelies? Exactly. We wouldn't. GO GATUH. (Georgia players, please don't ride scooters in your locker room unless you're willing to accept a 3 year prison sentence.)

(H/T: Throw The Flag)

We got a new SEC coaches' photo, y'all.

2012-02-16T19:22:52Z

We got a new SEC coaches' photo, y'all.

Gus Malzahn wants to keep the legend of Jonesboro's giant mayor quiet. We think that's a serious...

2012-02-16T18:41:25Z

Gus Malzahn wants to keep the legend of Jonesboro's giant mayor quiet. We think that's a serious error in recruiting tactics, especially for all those lonely giant recruits looking for a place to rest their noggins for the best four years of their lives.

(Laugh if you want. Like you haven't DESTROYED some PF Chang's and regretted nothing.)

The B1G?

2012-02-16T12:30:24Z

The B1G?

Index along in a moment--we were making Jeremy Lin puns to end all Jeremy LIn puns forever--but OMG...

2012-02-15T15:16:59Z

Index along in a moment--we were making Jeremy Lin puns to end all Jeremy LIn puns forever--but OMG THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING GUYS IT'S HAPPENING AND THE SCENE WHERE "JAIG CRAMES" IS THROWN OFF THE SIDE OF THE STADIUM WILL BE THE FEEL-GOOD MOMENT OF THE YEAR.

Nephrectomy Tuesday. Will Dewey live? Is it a hoax of immeasurable cruelty? Does it make you...

2012-02-15T02:40:28Z

Nephrectomy Tuesday.

Will Dewey live? Is it a hoax of immeasurable cruelty? Does it make you want to take a wizz?

Sporting Valentines Day Wishes from Campus Union - per Aunt Stabby

2012-02-14T21:03:12Z

Sporting Valentines Day Wishes from Campus Union - per Aunt Stabby

On the morning before he sent his sacrificial lambs out to slaughter the butcher, University of...

2012-02-14T18:40:11Z

On the morning before he sent his sacrificial lambs out to slaughter the butcher, University of Miami coach Howard Schnellenberger gazed out a picture window in his hotel suite high above downtown Miami and wondered aloud if the Nebraska Cornhuskers realized "what a bunch of alley cats they're about to run into." He said he doubted it....Looking lordly in his Oriental smoking jacket and red felt slippers, Schnellenberger bit down on a bagel and wondered, too, if the Huskers realized they were about to get hit from the heavens by a round-eyed, curly-haired freshman quarterback who talks as if he's 30, thinks as if he's 40 and may not be spacy but is definitely from another world. "I doubt it," said Schnellenberger.

The greatest lede to ever appear in Sports Illustrated comes from an article on Howard Schnellenberger and the 1984 Orange Bowl against Nebraska. It marks a turning point in college football history, but seriously HOWARD SCHNELLENBERGER EATING A BAGEL WEARING AN ORIENTAL SMOKING JACKET AND RED FELT SLIPPERS. He probably let John Underwood watch him shower, something he took no notes on because a.) he was too busy applauding and b.) some beauty transcends words.