What is South Carolina mascot Cocky doing right now?

  • Sitting at home in his fat pants watching Ellen and crying. (34%, 1,004 Votes)
  • IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW. (21%, 619 Votes)
  • Watching two men fight to the death in a ring called "irony." (17%, 512 Votes)
  • Finding out Strom Thurmond was his real father (16%, 475 Votes)
  • Performing a show in Charlotte, NC under his stage name "T-Pain" (12%, 352 Votes)

Total Voters: 2,962

Start Date: April 1, 2009 @ 2:11 pm
End Date: No Expiry

How would you best describe Ohio State's offense?

  • Like plate tectonics, but without the awesome explosions and earthquakes (40%, 1,356 Votes)
  • Like two sloths tearing open a stone crab (22%, 757 Votes)
  • Like lightning made of slow (20%, 668 Votes)
  • Like two Ents having sex (18%, 665 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,418

Start Date: January 6, 2009 @ 12:18 am
End Date: No Expiry

How much butt did Georgia supply on Saturday?

  • All of the butt and its surrounding assular suburbs (35%, 697 Votes)
  • ARP TEBLOW JORT FORESKIN CLASSLESS ARP (sobbing) (28%, 553 Votes)
  • Seriously, they didn't compete against Alabama, either (20%, 390 Votes)
  • A metric suck-ton (11%, 226 Votes)
  • Three Matt Stafford picks' worth (6%, 131 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,997

Start Date: November 2, 2008 @ 8:23 am
End Date: No Expiry

How many personal fouls will there be in TWLOCP?

  • Godzillabillion (64%, 338 Votes)
  • Eleven (25%, 131 Votes)
  • Two (8%, 42 Votes)
  • Zero (2%, 12 Votes)
  • One (1%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 529

Start Date: October 30, 2008 @ 8:19 pm
End Date: No Expiry

What is the best name for Jimmy Clausen's hair?

  • Little Throw Peep (46%, 1,199 Votes)
  • Stewardess! (18%, 461 Votes)
  • The Ara Parseghian Waterfall (17%, 459 Votes)
  • The Pollyanna (13%, 340 Votes)
  • Wake up the Breck-oes! (6%, 170 Votes)

Total Voters: 2,628

Start Date: September 6, 2008 @ 3:49 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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