Nebraska confirmed these alternate uniforms as their kit for the Wisconsin game on 29 September of this season.

OH WE TALKIN' FOOTBALL. That's Paul Myerberg in the flesh, Brian Floyd, and Bud Elliott all on the same set talking about bold experiments with one very grizzled ourselves, discussing actual football topics. This one's on "bold experiments," but fear not: we made six or seven more of these, so if you don't like it there's more! YAY!

We should tell you a few things about hot dog eating. They are cold on the plate. They start tasting like Play-Doh immediately. The urge to look around at the people around you is irresistible. At midnight last night, after being completely off food for 10 hours, we succumbed to the urge to buy a white chocolate and macadamia nut cookie and red velvet cupcake from a dessert bar because really, what damage could it possibly do after eating ten hot dogs in ten minutes?

Sunshine Network intro to the Florida-Ohio game on 14 September 2002. I tweeted this out last night, but thought y'all might get a kick out of it here. CGI GATORZ.

ALL HOUNDSTOOTH EVERYTHING. Also: SOON.

Let's remember the greatest moment in a center's life: when everyone else on the entire offensive line false-starts, and he not only remains in place, but also is mentioned specifically as the only person not guilty on the call. The grim fat men of football don't get many spotlights, so we hope he basked in it good and hard for the ten, perhaps fifteen seconds of glory he got.

Via Holly, we have found the Jacksonville Jaguars' first pick in the 2017 draft.

The simplicity of Apache, the Peyton Manning/Tom Moore offense, and why simplicity is so hard, and yet so gripping to watch at the same time.

Shhhh. We're on vacation, but here's us on the newly revamped Amateur flying sideways through the woods in New Hampshire at Team O'Neil Rally Car School. Never, ever forget the legacy of Der Kommissar.

(The awesomeness starts around the 9:07 mark) Dogs playing college football? Dogs playing college football. Elements of extreme merit: -There is a dog college football player named Red Mange who is supposed to suit up for Airedale U. -The dog quarterback is already a better, more accurate passer than John Brantley was or ever will be. -A dog also knocks out another dog with a bottle. This is everything great about America in one amazing black and white clip.