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Shutdown Fullback goes short and savage for the season. ENTER THE SITUATION BOOM. [Crotchsplosion]
OHHH HO HOOOO IT'S THE FIVE WIDE SHUTDOWN SPRINTBACK, aka our little two minute edition of the bloated offseason show we'll do on mondays. The weekend edition will cover what happened that weekend in brief, and since nothing happened, well, we made one anyway just to get everyone in the rhythm. The Wednesday show will be around five minutes long, and will demand much less of your time while still delivering the same concentrated weirdness. SUBSCRIBE.
This was the entire application Texas A&M gave to the SEC. It was all that would ultimately be required for membership. (via BC, who also has a lovely preview of new Big 12 and Mack Brown Co-Prosperity Sphere Members WVU.)
[first thirty five seconds or so, please] Dammit, Brian Kelly, why do you let your players do the dance of the lower classes? THIS IS NOT A WEDDING AT ONE OF YOUR RAMADAS. Please fire him immediately and hire Bill Belichick. (via)
"I now pronounce you husband and wife." "ROLLLLL TIDE." Hate on, whatever, you probably just read Corinthians and had a sliced beef station like everyone else, and didn't even play the theme from "The Jeffersons" at your boring wedding.