SHUTDOWN FULLBACK RECAP this week totally knew what was coming Saturday night in the KSU/OU game, and also says nice things about EJ Manuel (who may have played against randomly wound children's toys, but 480 yards of offense is 480 yards of freakin' offense.) SUBSCRIIIIIIIIIBE.
Retraining the culture, one gray-haired, bootstrappin', Range Rover-driving fan at a time. Good luck, Brian Kelly: you'll need it, because no one pays for the privilege of standing at a football game except Dallas Cowboys fans, and who knows what else those peasants spend money on in that abomination of a whoresome modern pleasure dome. [shivers in disgust at the thought of a jumbotron] [writes 1200 word post on the use of the spread offense being tied to the moral decay of our society]
OH IT'S SHUTDOWN FULLBACK TIME. We saw 'em off even though it makes no sense, make a critical safety error, introduce you to key hand signals of the Aggie fanbase, and enter THE SITUATION BOOM. HA-BOOM-KEN.
OOOH IT'S THE TWO MINUTE THRILL. This week's Shutdown Fullback summary of the weekend includes the Bozo of the Week (ARROOOOOO), the ACC Conference Conference Play of the Week (which goes to a predictable MAC team's unique special teams play), and calling out America's worst second half team, the Alabama Crimson Tide. Get it together, Tuscaloosans!