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They've got fullbacks that want to block your soul.

They've got fullbacks that want to block your soul.

Texas defensive coordinator Manny Diaz, very emphatically emphasizing the work BYU's fullbacks put in week after week. They do want to block your soul, Coach Diaz. It is true. They also want to save it, and if you're down for it possibly invite you over just to meet the kids, hang out, maybe do some grilling. No pressure. Seriously, we're really nice unless we're running power jet fake Ace Around Iso 32.

Lyles does not plan to attend the game in Arlington, Texas.

Lyles does not plan to attend the game in Arlington, Texas.

This article from the Eugene newspaper The Register-Guard ends with the above gem. This seems like a really, really, really good plan for ol' Willie. I can't think of too many tasks better suited for the EDSBS Commentariat than the following prompt: THINGS WILLIE LYLES DOES NOT PLAN TO DO Here are some examples: * Lyles does not plan to urinate on a beehive. * Lyles does not plan to lick the floor of a movie theater. * Lyles does not plan to play quarterback at UCLA.

Crowton has a quiet intensity. Driving to scout a high-school game as Lousiana Tech's coach in the...

Crowton has a quiet intensity. Driving to scout a high-school game as Lousiana Tech's coach in the late 1990s, he was so focused on devising game plans that he drove 90 miles out of his way before he realized where he was.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/terps/bs-sp-terps-gary-crowton-0828-20110827,0,3604527,full.story

"If the allegations prove true," he said, "the words irony and hypocrisy don't seem to go far...

"If the allegations prove true," he said, "the words irony and hypocrisy don't seem to go far enough."

Larry Scott on former Miami AD and NCAA Committee on Infractions head Paul Dee, presumably spoken while painting the world "Future" in his personalized one-on-one Chinese Calligraphy classes while soaking up the rays of the sun peeking over the sierras, and most likely while eating a protein-rich and cruelty free ostrich egg omelet while wearing a 100% organic silk kimono that is also an iPod. Larry Scott is from the future.

A man head-butted his wife, her brother, and her cousin at a family gathering that got out of hand.

A man head-butted his wife, her brother, and her cousin at a family gathering that got out of hand.

Charleston City Paper

"Be a Michigan man today," the middle-aged man implored to Brown over a bull horn. "Step up to your...

"Be a Michigan man today," the middle-aged man implored to Brown over a bull horn. "Step up to your obligation. ... Please don’t let me down. Please."

A particularly gut-twisting detail from Friday's standoff between former ND defensive coordinator Corwin Brown and South Bend police following "a domestic incident." Brown suffered a non-fatal wound to his abdomen, and is currently in a South Bend hospital under observation.

According to the suit, Gundy approached Loveland and said, "How dare you come into my house and...

According to the suit, Gundy approached Loveland and said, "How dare you come into my house and offend my wife?" The states that when Loveland asked what Gundy was referring to, the coached replied by saying, "That (expletive deleted) shirt you have on."

Never fear, for Mike Gundy is still rage on the half-shell and available fresh daily in participating Stillwater-area restaurants.

Sanity prevails, courtesy KSU. Y'all are welcome. ----- Adrian Hilburn's Pinstripe Bowl salute, a...

Sanity prevails, courtesy KSU. Y'all are welcome. ----- Adrian Hilburn's Pinstripe Bowl salute, a play burned in the memories of Kansas State fans, has become a case study for interpreting college football's celebration rules. The play, a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty assessed after the K-State receiver saluted the stands to celebrate a late touchdown, was projected to a packed ballroom Saturday at the Big 12 officiating clinic. K-State was forced to attempt a game-tying conversion from the 18-yard line, allowing Syracuse to escape with a 36-34 win. The public backlash was swift and decisive, which encouraged the NCAA Football Rules Committee to revisit its interpretation of excessive celebration. "That was the straw that broke the camel's back," said Walt Anderson, the Big 12's coordinator of officials. "The rules committee realized the pendulum had swung too far to the left and accepted the blame for forcing us to call some of those things." Officials now are instructed to refrain from flagging spontaneous celebrations, reserving the penalties for premeditated or prolonged displays.

http://cjonline.com/sports/2011-07-09/pinstripe-salute-prompts-official-review#.Thw0f81HBLd

The Governments of College Football 1. Autocracy- Chris Peterson. Avowed communist tyrant....

The Governments of College Football 1. Autocracy- Chris Peterson. Avowed communist tyrant. 2. Kleptocracy (rule by thieves)- Auburn 3. Kritarchy (rule by judges)- Ohio State 4. Absolute Monarchy- Tom O’Brien. If you ain’t loyal, you’re dead to him. 5. Constitutional Monarchy- Notre Dame. OFF WITH HIS HEAD, HE DESIRES A JUMBOTRON. 6. Duchy- The Duchess, Lane Kiffin. 7. Diarchy- Bo and Carl Pelini. 8. Enlightened Absolutism- Urban Meyer. He word is law,………..but you can smoke pot. 9. Hereditary Monarchy- Penn State. JoePa will just outlive his heirs. 10. Non-Sovereign Monarchy- Mike Gundy rules his domain, but Stoops owns the whole state. 11. Popular Monarchy- Les Miles. One day he gets a Mardi Gras float, the next he is lynched. 12. Principality- Currently none. There can only be one RONP. 13. New Monarchs- Gary Patterson. Is bringing his fiefdom of Fort Worth into the Big East. 14. Self-Proclaimed Monarchy- Holgo. 15. Regent- Luke Fickell. 16. Plutocracy- $Texas. 17. Timocracy- John Embree’s Colorado. 18. Police State- BYU. 19. Oligarchy- Michigan. Power lies with the Michigan Men, except for the 20. Saeculum obscurum (or "dark ages." I prefer what others have coined the period, "Rule of the Harlots")- Rich Rod’s Michigan 21. Theocracy- Nick Saban’s divine guidance leads Alabama through the process. 22. Tyranny- George O'leary. First, he tries to illegally seize power, then he uses cruel tactics. 23. Ochlocracy (Mob Rule) – Arkansas. 24. Tribalism- NC State. A strong cultural or ethnic identity that separates them from the other members of the ACC.

I can get around the house pretty well and have started rehab. I’m doing some push-ups, knee bends...

I can get around the house pretty well and have started rehab. I’m doing some push-ups, knee bends (which is the medical term for wimpy squats without any weight), and have been able to ride the stationary bike a little (for all you folks who think now is the time to finally beat me at something, you better hurry up cause I’m coming back strong, baby! :)

Danny Wuerffel, feeling better in his second month working through a bout of Guillain-Barre syndrome, something that is nothing but smile-making for Gator fans.
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