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Bob Diaco favorites are werewolves

"Collinsworth is having a nice spring. He’s a little werewolf, man. I love that guy. He’s hard not to like. He’s all energy. He is a high-collision player. He is fast when he steps on the gas pedal. He’s got some things, obviously, that he needs to work on, but he’s one of the more entertaining players to watch and be around. If your energy bucket is a little empty, hang around Austin a little bit and it’ll be filled back up in a hurry."

http://irish.nbcsports.com/2012/03/29/diaco-talks-defense-and-werewolfs/

GOOD LORD, JAY NORVELL

He's trying to get his hands around it.

MAYBE NOT THE THING TO SAY WHEN YOUR WIDE RECEIVER HAS JUST BEEN ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY JACKIN' IT IN PUBLIC.

PLEASE LET THE PUNTER RUN AND NOT DIE

"Did you see me run? I didn’t read anything," said Sadler, quick to point out his career rushing average is 25.5 yards per carry, including last year’s fake at Michigan. "I was just trying to get to the sideline and not die."

That's Michigan State punter Mike Sadler, who coincidentally outrushed the entire Iowa Hawkeyes football team on Saturday, because Iowa football is still just a fart-mirage seen by desperate travelers on their way through the Empty Quarter of the Big Ten Desert.

We Got Him

CAPTURED!!! The hunt is over. The search is done. The terror is over. And justice has won. Suspect in custody.— Boston Police Dept. (@Boston_Police) April 20, 2013

https://twitter.com/Boston_Police/status/325413032110989313

Internet Explorer sucks. Only on this site for some reason, when a thread hits 250 or so comments,...

Internet Explorer sucks. Only on this site for some reason, when a thread hits 250 or so comments, my work computer on IE shuts down the thread. This doesn't happen on similarly large threads elsewhere on SBN. Am I the only one still having this issue, and having it exclusive to this site?

Me

That evening, Finebaum took Tessitore and Feldman to Highland's, the most acclaimed restaurant in...

That evening, Finebaum took Tessitore and Feldman to Highland's, the most acclaimed restaurant in Birmingham, and quickly found out that the East Coast lifer knew as much Iron Bowl history as a 30-year Alabama native -- and even more about the cuisine. "He turned the meal into a religious experience," said Finebaum. "I introduced him to Frank Stitt, the owner, and [Stitt] never looked at me again. They were talking about vegetables from Italy."

Joe Tessitore gets the profile treatment, and is apparently EDSBS-ready thanks to his stomach-first approach to life.

So many guys come up to me and say, ‘What's it like to be at the University of Florida? What's it...

So many guys come up to me and say, ‘What's it like to be at the University of Florida? What's it like to be a Gator?' The first thing I think of is, ‘Wouldn't you like to know,'" he said. ... "I had a teammate at Denver who played the same position as me and he went to the University of Notre Dame. He would brag about his university, how great it was. Most of us in the locker room were like, ‘C'mon, we all had opportunities. We chose not to go there.' ... But he talked so much about his university that it became easy. I'd say, ‘Your whole team had one guy who ran under a 5.0 40 [yard dash]. Our kicker ran under 5.0.'

(Via) So that's clearly Tim Tebow talking about Brady Quinn from a story that was here, and still shows up in search when you enter the terms into Gatorzone, but is no longer at that URL. (Bless you, Google Cache.) It's nice to know a few things. It's nice to know that Notre Dame people even in the NFL are Notre Dame people. It's nice to know that those people can't beat out a banana-armed water buffalo for a starting spot, and it's nice to know that if you say things that are even remotely interesting, the source page might just happen to disappear. P.S. We have no idea if Florida's kickers ran under 5.0, but it's entirely possible. We also can't find the original article referenced, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's been deleted. (But it's probably been deleted.) . P.P.S. We like to imagine Von Miller just staring at this conversation and wondering why in the hell anyone would care about anything outside the state of Texas.

On Wednesday, James told MSNBC's Chuck Todd: "We didn't hire a PR firm." But when Todd pressed the...

On Wednesday, James told MSNBC's Chuck Todd: "We didn't hire a PR firm." But when Todd pressed the issue, noting that James had indeed hired Spaeth Communications, James acknowledged that he had. "There are PR firms for what I needed," he said. "We needed somebody who could represent us."

Courtesy of Chuck Todd, that's Craig James lying his ass off on national television before not lying. That's great, but made funnier by page 255 of Swing Your Sword, where James and Spaeth communications staff email each other on December 28th, two days before Mike Leach is fired as coach at Texas Tech. THE ARISTOCRATS! [/snaps fingers]

I’m too much of a great player to sit on one school. This is the hardest decision ever. I have to...

I’m too much of a great player to sit on one school. This is the hardest decision ever. I have to find what school is best for Kermit, best school for Lavonte.

Decommitting in the third person ten months before signing day while using both your nickname and your real name? We were going to joke this screamed Lane Kiffin recruit, but this is something new entirely. Being at a loss for where he would end up, let's assume Maryland, and then an immediate transfer.
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