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THINGS OBSERVED BY RUN HOME JACK AND ORSON

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  1. Minnesota QB Marqueis Gray is crazy athletic!
  2. Minnesota QB Marqueis Gray is not a good passer.
  3. He is like a roomba with a tennis ball launcher strapped to the top.
  4. Marqueis Gray would have been a fantastic Georgia Tech QB.
  5. SERIOUSLY MINNESOTA THREE OVERTIMES TO BEAT UNLV REALLY

Things said on Finebaum today

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  1. Al Capone's vault
  2. An ESPN personality killed 5 hookers
  3. Enough hookers to make Craig James' head spin
  4. A Holly Anderson Shout Out
  5. A Syracuse Orange Shout Out/A Tennessee Volunteers Shout Out

Saturday Playoff Madness

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  1. D-II Championship: UMD vs Delta State, 10am ET, ESPN2
  2. FCS Semi: GaSouthern at Delaware, noon ET, ESPNU
  3. D-III Championship: Mount Union vs UW-Whitewater, 3:30 pm ET, ESPNU
  4. NAIA Championship: Sioux Falls vs Carroll (MT), 4:30 pm ET, CBSCS
  5. Presented for your football addiction approval.

A BRIEF LIST OF DOOMED THINGS

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  1. Polar Bears (Awww)
  2. Lindsay Lohan's Septum
  3. The Dougie (DO NOT TEACH ME DAMMIT) (EVERYONE HATES YOU)
  4. Your unfinished novel
  5. Butch Davis and UNC Football.

Nike Pro Combat: Totally Subjective Top 5

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  1. Miami (FL)
  2. Virginia Tech
  3. TCU
  4. Oregon St.
  5. Ohio St.

A LIST OF REASONS WHY EVERYONE CONTINUES TO REJOICE IN JAY MARIOTTI'S ARREST AND CAREER IMPLOSION

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  1. Because he's a dick
  2. Because he's a dick
  3. Because he's a dick
  4. Because he's a dick
  5. Because he's a dick

LIST OF REASONS YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EDSBS LIVE TOMORROW

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  1. You have nothing better to do at 9 p.m. EDT
  2. PHIL STEELE OMG PHIL STEELE
  3. We really do have Phil Steele coming on.
  4. EDSBS LIve is a mistake you haven't made in, like, months. It's important to diversify your mistakes.
  5. YOU DON'T NEED A FIFTH REASON JERKFACENESS
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