It’s been a slow news day, but we’ve still managed to have one of the biggest days on the site ever–and the biggest this offseason–because people can’t get enough of D-Mac’s panty-evaporating ride.
So it’s gravy to us to be able to offer you this amazing toy created by the good people who brought you The Game That Ended Your Marriageâ„¢, NCAA 2008: the Taunt-O-Gram. It features a tiny cheerleader who, slave to your typing hands, will spell out pretty much whatever you want her to within the span of sixteen letters.
Ragin’ Cajun, who started this whole thing with us, sent this first. Our variations follow after the jump.
Thanks to aspiring graphic designer Brian, we have a scoreboard at last:
Brian’s design received a few more voice votes in the legislature on Friday, trumping the fine work done by reader Peter. (Peter–people just like shiny things! Mmm. Shiny things.)
The scoreboard will hopefully be updated weekly, and will (as requested) feature the Family Feud Theme music on opening.
Keep in mind that we relied on found images here, so the formation is by no means indicative of Ohio State’s complete offense. The formation shown edges stodgy for this year’s model of the Buckeyes, actually–see attached notes for additional personnel of great import. And when we said that TE Rory Nicol resembled Rex Grossman’s meaner, bigger younger brother, we meant it:
Hey, um, Rex…can I borrow the Carrera? Gotta buy some jerky. We’re out.
Much thanks to Brian for his beta on this, and again for Donnie on setting it up. The apes in the EDSBS office are happy yet again.
We’re trying to do this for each side in the game: a position-by-position review of the players who will ultimately determine the outcome tonight.
It’s difficult to find an interesting picture approximating exact formations, so bear with us. Keep in mind that wideouts may move around, and that we may have in our frenzy completely gotten a position wrong.
With that, here’s part one of the Sega Genesis BCS Breakdown:
Thanks to Donnie, without whom this blog would not exist in such gloriously rendered fashion, who put these together for us. We’re still waiting for the monolith to come down and show us how to log into AOL.
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