GUEST COLUMNIST: URBAN MEYER
Gator Nation, this is coach Urban Meyer here. First, I’d like to personally thank you for all your support this year. The heart and passion of our fans really helped us through the rigors of our schedule. You’re as much to credit as anyone associated with this program for our success. A salute to you, fans.
Second, I’d like to go ahead and announce that I’m totally slacking off for the year 2007. Yup. With a roster full of blue-chip babies, a national championship under the old belt, and a sweet black leather Members’ Only jacket to boot, Urb’s officially announcing the old phone-in for the year. Waitress, this Ohio boy needs some more boat drinks, please.

Urban: needs more boat drinks.
I’ve said differently, sure.
“I wish I could say we’re going to make another run,†Meyer said. “I have no idea. That’s so farfetched, but rebuilding the defense is obviously the key to us having success. Our coaches on defense are going to have to earn their stripes this year.â€
Lick it up, poindexters. You really just a bunch of reverse Ron Burgundys, aren’t you? You’ll write anything I say. Like I could walk out there, make a few remarks that I carefully constructed in between texting recruits, and I could read this in the Tampa Trib the next day:
Meyer said: “The reporter writing this is completely gay. Kissing other men ’til he gets beard burn gay. Dancing nancy, Haddaway What-Is-Love, half-tee-wearing, HGH-takin’ circuit boy twirling glo-stick gay. In case you don’t understand: the person writing this sleeps with dudes.
Sometimes, I really believe you’d print that. Especially you, Bianchi.
Like we’re going to do anything anyone remembers this year anyway. (more…)

















