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FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: RIGHTING A WRONG EDITION

Stranko Montana — Fri, 25 May 2007 17:24:11 +0000

It was pointed out to us that, although we have featured Ms. Agustina’s (not her real name) posterior before, she was never officially a Friday Cheesecake entry. So here we go. We give you, Keyra Augustina of Argentina.

Click here for more booty… but we make no promises about how safe they are for work…

MONDAY MORNING CHEESECAKE, GRAMMY STYLE

Stranko Montana — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:22:19 +0000

A cure for the case of the Mondays.

UN POQUITO TORTA DE QUESO

Stranko Montana — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 18:22:37 +0000

Orson requested cheesecake, so, in honor of Betty La Fea’s big win, we give you a Golden Globe sampling:

Or for the less glamour views, we give you this

CELEBRATORY EDSBS CHEESECAKE!

Stranko Montana — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 18:08:58 +0000

Keeping with our women of univision theme for the year, here you go… and GO GATORS!!!

CHAMPIONS.

Orson Swindle — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:33:22 +0000

Overwhelmed with emotion–simply overwhelmed. 41 out of 50 AP sportswriters can go choke themselves with a Twizzler right now. After five minutes, this game was out of reach. It’s not that Florida was merely good–they were flawless and magnificent like anyone who’s ever appeared on The Actor’s Studio with James Lipton. Chris Leak played a magnificent game-no Evil Chris, lurking in the shadows in the third quarter. No blocked punt, a la Auburn. No improbable decisions.

(Chris…we’re so sorry. We’re so, so sorry.)

And it’s not that Ohio State was bad–they were pathetic. Odious. Null. Reeking. Inert. They had no answer, no adjustments, no nothing. Alex Boone and Kirk Barton spent all night reaching backwards into the void where Derrick Harvey and Jarvis Moss should have been, and instead turning over to look at Troy Smith, eyes wide as dinner plates, turning away from one 270 lb. man attempting to kill him to find another 270 lb. beast running at him with 4.7 speed. His line becomes a paragraph unto itself:

Troy Smith: 4-14, 35 yards. 0 TDs, 1 INT. Sacks: 5

Heisman! UF outplayed them in every single facet of the game. No Ted Ginn excuses, no blown calls, nothing. Florida kicked ass until their toes fell off. It was like watching a small animal get crushed between two glaciers. It was like watching Roy Jones in his prime boxing an Olsen twin. It was like watching Clarence Darrow squaring off against Starr Jones in the courtroom. It was defeat, served rare, with a side of raw loss.

And for us: scoreboard, bitches. Scoreboard. We. Win.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Stranko Montana — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:33:25 +0000

Any holiday that comes during football season, and which involves candy and sexy costumes is alright with us.

Throw in the mix the opportunity to show your school spirit with a pumpkin, and it is hard to beat.

(HT: D. Brown)

Happy Halloween!

LET THEM EAT CHEESECAKE!

Stranko Montana — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 21:09:14 +0000

By popular demand, a little EDSBS homage to Univision and all its glory. Now enjoy your weekend!

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