The Catlab: enter it at your own risk. You may remember the trippy K-State video from a few months back. If you don’t, take some mescaline and stare at a picture of the K-State mascot for five hours, and you’ll get the same effect, only with more vomiting.
More product has emerged from the frightening minds behind the Catlab, and the subject is Notre Dame. They may deny it to the end, but we’re certain that if you could put an antenna up and pick up the film playing inside most Notre Dame fans’ minds, it would look eerily similar to this.
If you’ve got warrants, don’t appear on camera or take a weekend job where you will appear on camera in front of millions. That’s our best advice to whomever is getting a custom escort from local authorities here following the South Carolina/Georgia games.
The image first surfaces at OnlineAthens and has gone viral on message boards, mostly because it seems to confirm what every one thinks about the SEC anyway, but it’s not what it seems. According to our source (yea! a veritable source!) the man is most likely one of the chain gang, an irony in itself, and not an SEC official. The chain gangs are hired by the schools hosting the games, so this is not–we repeat–NOT an SEC official being carted away immediately following a game.
College football may have found its first great conceptual artist. Note that we said “conceptual artist,” since “Daniel Moore,” the Norman Rockwell of Alabama football history, rightfully claims the title for good ol’ fashioned, hang it next to the Olan Mills family portrait kind of art.
Chum, the conceptual artist who created the rave-fantasy video of the Kansas State mascot jamming like Macaulay Culkin in Party Monster, has outdone himself with this custom video for BearMeat. Really, if you’ve never done acid, you shouldn’t, because that shit takes for-eeeeevvver to wear off, and even the hallucinated sight of the walls bleeding gets mundane after eight hours.
Just watch this instead. It’s shorter, cheap as free, and frankly, a bit more powerful than LSD.
Chan Gailey remains the coach so willfully bland it’s hard to get to infuriated at him over anything, really. What one can do with free clearance is laugh at him, especially in those moments when he decides to do something un-Chantastic, like gamble with strategy. There’s nothing better than watching someone disinclined to wagering bust out the crazy stick and fly in the face of the odds–it’s like watching a Mormon melt down and lose the family nest egg at the blackjack tables in Vegas. It’s saddening, disturbing, and funny all wrapped into one unwieldy metaphorical hush puppy.
Watching Jim Tressel do this last season in the title game versus Florida was close…but nothing really tops the succinct poetry of this clip from Gailey Year Zero, or the exceptionally prescient bit of commentary that precedes it.
Enjoy your weekend, and remember: sometimes, you just have to take a knee.
Via DeepSouthSports: Georgia quarterback Matt Stafford not NOT lifting a keg of beer over his head at Talladega.
We’re sure that’s Pepsi.
Facebook strikes again! Deep South’s got the rest, and it’s much, much more incriminating than the photo above, mostly in the cuddly, slightly homoerotic way you can only hope to happen. The pics show one skinny woman and two young men, so think of the whole photo series as Y Tu Mama Tambien, but in English, without the dreary ending, and with the final destination being Talladega, and not a gorgeous Mexican beach. To Manuel and his sly little finger! And Go Dawgs!
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