EDSBS CONSUMED REPORTS: DRANK
We ’bout that ‘tuss.Purple drank is a bit of an obsession around here. We’re unsure why: drank has a charisma all its own, a make-do charm based in the need to not just get drunk, but to get excessively drunk on the cheap. Nay: to get excellently drunk, since it is the drink of champions like Mike Jones and 3-6 Mafia, who proudly advertises that they “drink that Tuss.”
For those unfamiliar with the concept of purple drank, a.k.a. “lean,” “sizzurp,” or “you’re drinking adulterated cough syrup because you find the concept of slumming it quaintly entertaining,” Wikipedia contains all a human being could possibly want to know about that purp, though we excerpt two pieces in particular. No connection between the two. We swear. (more…)
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