Apologies: WordPress ate this morning’s CI. Enjoy Kirk Herbstreit getting annihilated by Michigan on the kind of play at in 1990 was considered “a fair hit at the whistle,” and would now be considered “first-degree felony assault.
Our instant senior correspondents are filing their reports to ESPN’s new “College Football Live.” We’ll post them as we get them, since we’re stuck being employed. Viva la cut and paste! The only consensus we can see after one show: Lee Corso is waxing orange at an alarming pace.
Corso Orange Rating, July ‘07: Yam-colored.
From Senior Theology and Media Correspondent Jebus H. Christ:
Right off the bat I’m wondering where Chris Fowler is? Are The Great Outdoor games this week? So as his first act as host of the show Rece Davis runs over to the Grambling State Band and clumsily tries to whip them into a frenzy and they completely ignore him. You got served!
I like the fact that Corso and Herbstreit are wearing matching suits. It’s really cute. It also appears that Corso’s been meringued. Why is he orange? He doesn’t even look real, which is awesome, when you consider that Herbstreit is a lifesize My Buddy doll. Sorry girls, there’s no snake in those trousers, Herbie’s privates are a smooth, shiny plastic. I bet you could get attachments for him though…
Ray Rice of Rutgers is there LIVE! for an interview on the fake field with Rece Davis. Ray looks like he borrowed his suit from the Playmaker’s wardrobe. It doesn’t appear to have any buttons. And Rece Davis gets clowned, again, when he tried to get Ray to dance with him. No more dancing, Rece. Seriously.
Back over to Corso and Herbie. The whole time Corso talks, Herbie stares at him with a glazed expression… why is that look familiar?
It’s the same look David Schwimmer had on his face when he played opposite Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm’s version of The Producers. Corso is Max Bialystock! Wow, these guys are electric…
Courage, friend, and know that with today’s affirmation, you are not one, but three days closer to college football thanks to the wondrous amnesia of the weekend.
Today, we remind you that while you watch Gameday, others will, too, though not always for the same reasons.
It is Friday, so that means tons of Youtube and little in the way of original content, because a four-day work week does drain one, no?
Your slice of reheated content today: Kirk Herbstreit, who with the collusion of some blasphemously bad tackling by the Minnesota defense runs for 72 yards for a touchdown as a white option quarterback. Again: unless you’re facing Eric Crouch, this is defensive gross negligence at its most outrageous.
One hundred cocktails! to Fowler for suggesting to Herbstreit that he “act like you’ve been there before.”
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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