DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 26
Today’s daily affirmation reminds us that while Florida fans are the alleged deans of Jort University, the pant-ing choice of Sex Panthers everywhere isn’t just for Gator fans. Because…

Today’s daily affirmation reminds us that while Florida fans are the alleged deans of Jort University, the pant-ing choice of Sex Panthers everywhere isn’t just for Gator fans. Because…


That’s Major Dustin Awtrey’s Humvee, photographed in September 2006 in Baquba, Iraq.
Hat tip to reader Joshua for today’s Daily Affirmation. In 31 days, we will all have to choose sides. Choose wisely, sailor.

For today, we remind you that carrying a farting, 30 pound piece of metal around a field while wearing a dorky wool/poly blend uniform does have its benefits.

College football’s a game of unbridled joy, but it’s also one of “harm-joy.” Castaway, you’ll find what you’re looking for in that department, too, in just 37 short days.

That sound? They’re tunneling to rescue you, miner, one mighty scoop at a time. Just keep breathing, and think about the virtues of property damage in the name of victory. They can’t arrest us all!

Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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