The weekend’s agenda:
ORSON (ATL):
Notre Dame vs. Navy
Ohio State @ Illinois
Georgia @ Auburn
Texas @ Kansas
South Carolina @ Florida
Mississippi State @ Alabama
Boston College @ Florida State
HOLLY (L.A.):
Notre Dame vs. Navy
Northwestern @ Michigan
Duke @ Clemson
Georgia @ Auburn
Texas @ Kansas
South Carolina @ Florida
USC @ Stanford
DAME JUDI DENCH AS M
Hovering in an undisclosed location over the North Atlantic, and wondering if you’d mind not killing every available chance for a Rose Bowl while you’re at it?
It’d be a pretty cold person who wanted to watch Ohio State-Illinois. The high for Saturday is only 37 degrees, and the forecast calls for sleet.
Leave your plans below for all your blog groupies to fawn over. Cincy-Loovll kicks off at 8:00, and another glorious weekend of Most Favored Sport ensues. There aren’t that many left, so treasure even the paltriest of games.
The weekend’s agenda:
ORSON (Nashvll):
Penn State @ Iowa
Florida @ Vandy, live if’n he can manage tickets. Help him manage tickets, America. He will buy you drinks. WATCH THE GAME WITH ORSON SWINDLE! Operators are standing by.
OK State @ Texas Tech
HOLLY (LA, but not the fun LA):
Baylor @ Texas
Wyoming @ Tennessee
Alabama @ LSU
Cincinnati @ West F. Virginia
California @ USC
OK State @ Texas Tech
Florida @ Vandy
Evil Nine’s death-defying new album: In hands and ears across America, if you know what’s good for you. Black Dennis Franchione thinks it’s the mad notes, but don’t let that stop you. CONSUME.
Crucial schedule and coverage maps: Hyah. Your own agendas: Below. Another glorious fall weekend: Begun.
First round of games, up and at ‘em.
The weekend’s agenda:
ORSON (JAX):
WLOCP, Live
Texas @ Texas Tech, via some manner of bar television
HOLLY (undisclosed South Carolina-ish beach location):
WFV @ UConn
Florida vs. Georgia
Oregon @ Cal
Tennessee @ South Carolina
Texas @ Texas Tech
Arizona State @ Oregon State
Ron Paul: Orbiting the Cocktail Party in his trusty dirigible nouveau, and wondering who, exactly, is PAYING for all these cocktails? THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE THE TRUTH. And a return to the gold standard. This message approved by Ron Paul, who thinks you should have to pay for air.
And you, sirs? Agendas, empty threats from actual Ron Paul voters (I know you exist), and preliminary smack talk below. Happy Halloween.
The weekend viewing agenda:
ORSON (ATL):
Texas Tech @ Kansas
Kentucky @ Florida
OK State @ Texas
Georgia @ LSU
Penn State @ Ohio State
Alabama @ Tennessee
USC @ Arizona
HOLLY (Knoxvull):
Alabama @ Tennessee, live in SurlyVision(tm) from Neyland.
The Turtle: Everywhere and nowhere, and that’s because he’s representing FEAR, not some sucka Dust Bowl farmers. [/steinbeckwasapantywaist'd]
Itineraries below, please and thank you. Welcome back to this grand addiction of ours.
The weekend’s preposterously ambitious viewing agenda:
ORSON (ATL):
Georgia Tech @ Clemson
Texas Tech @ Texas A&M
Vandy @ Georgia
Ole Miss @ Alabama
Michigan @ Penn State
LSU@ South Carolina
Mizzou @ Texas
HOLLY (L.A.):
Texas Tech @ Texas A&M
Vandy @ Georgia
Ohio State @ Michigan State
Miami @ Duke
Missy State @ Tennessee
Mizzou @ Texas
LSU @ South Carolina
Contingent of LSU fans: IN OUTER FUCKING SPACE, APPARENTLY.
Television coverage maps are available at this indispensable genius website here. Travel plans, drinking goals, and observations on tonight’s Hawaii-Boise State tilt below, if you please. Happy weekend, and we’ll see you back here much too early tomorrow.
The weekend’s agenda:
ORSON (Gainesville):
Texas vs. Oklahoma, Notre Dame @ UNC, Nebraska @ Texas Tech via bar TV
LSU @ Florida from the UF student section, which will not end badly, at all
OK State @ Mizzou via replay
HOLLY (Anaheim):
Texas vs. Oklahoma
Tennessee @ Georgia
LSU @ Florida
OK State @ Missouri
UCLA @ Oregon
Silent lion assassin: Could be anywhere, really, but we’ll lay odds on “right behind whichever shoulder you don’t check first.”
Who’s heading where? Who’s hard up enough for action to watch Memphis-Loovll tonight? Everybody got their fighting shoes on? Do tell. Happy weekend, y’all.
The weekend’s agenda:
ORSON (ATL)
Duke @ Georgia Tech, live in BEEEES color
Florida @ Arkansas, televised
HOLLY (L.A.):
Duke @ Georgia Tech
Rutgers @ WFV
Kentucky @ Alabama
Florida State @ Miami
Auburn @ Vanderbilt
Texas @ Colorado
N. Illinois @ Tennessee
Hawaii @ Fresno State (this is a great weekend for late-night drunk nap games)
Somali pirates: doing a brisk arms business off the Florida coast. Ever wondered how to fence a tank? Try Tampa, Jacksonville, or Miami to start.
Leave your travel plans and assorted insults below. ‘Til the morrow, sweet readers.
Viewing agenda for the weekend:
ORSON (ATL):
Maryland @ Clemson
Ole Miss @ Florida
Tennesse @ Auburn
Colorado vs. FSU
Alabama @ Georgia
Illinois @ Penn State
San Jose State @ Hawaii (YEEEEEEAH)
HOLLY (undisclosed desert location):
UNC @ Miami
Virginia @ Duke
Tennessee @ Auburn
Arkansas @ Texas
Marshall @ WFV
Croom State @ LSU
Alabama @ Georgia
San Jose State @ Hawaii (THASSRIGHT)
Lane Kiffin: Nowhere near any northeastern United State, and certainly not interviewing for the Syracuse job. What Syracuse job? Look, a huge distracting thing!
You’re damn right we’re staying up for the 11:59 PM kickoff in Hawaii. Share your destinations and plans below for all to see and stalk. It’s been a long week. Welcome back to bat country.
The viewing agenda:
ORSON (Knoxville):
Florida @ Tennessee. Email our fearless leader to invite him to pertinent merriment/well-kickings.
HOLLY (Los Angeles/Tempe/still sitting on a plastic bench at O’Hare):
If I can ever get this effing plane to take off, I’m making a fast break for Arizona directly after touching down on the coast. Assuming I survive watching the Florida game, the rest of the day will be devoted to watching LSU @ Auburn and marinating in Georgia @ AZ State. Mmmm, conference play. You taste like bourbon candy.
Bill Stewart will be sleeping the sleep of the angels, without a care in the world, if anyone needs him. Unless you need him to coach a football team.
And you, fair readers? Tell us where you’re going, what you’re watching, and what you’re drinking this fine fall weekend.
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